my favorite thread of all time...

[Moron]

they are so strict now. I used to be able to get away with anything. I had that conversation about me being on heroine and how im gonna kill my self and the ***** was converting me to christianity and shit and no bannage there

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

got a different account

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Status: Malonie has connected to help you with your search on dog the bounty hunter. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.

Malonie: Welcome to ChaCha!

Malonie: Hi! I am very happy to be helping you with your search today.

You: cool..hi

Malonie: Please allow me a moment to fine you some great results.

You: i want to know what dog the bounty hunters address is

Malonie: I will give you as much information about Dog the bounty hunter as I can.

You: he threatened me over the phone and i'm not the one to just lay down

You: i got a family and i ain't going back to lockup, i don't care what the judge says

Malonie: Thank you for being patient, I am working hard to find you the perfect sites.

You: if anyone can find his home address its you baby girl

You: hurry please

You: i can't stay in one place for very long

You: can you like call one of your co-workers to help you out or something...i don't have all night

Malonie: There is no location for "The Dog" and a private email address.

You: dammit....i need that address so i launch an offensive...got my crip gunship locked and loaded

Malonie: Look into his personal website a bit and you may find something great in there.

Malonie: Are these the sites you were hoping for?

You: shit...no sorry no help

Malonie: Thank you for choosing ChaCha, have a great day and I hope I have earned a great rating from you.

Malonie: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Your ChaCha guide was Malonie ID: 20205

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[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

lmao its funnies

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

rofl

 

[Moron]

tell her you have your nine cocked ready to roll to his crib

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

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Status: nelson has connected to help you with your search on keep your pimp hand strong. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.

nelson: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi

nelson: ~~Hello, I am your guide today that will be assisting you in your search.

nelson: Will you please be more specific on what exactly you are searching for?

You: how exactly do i strengthen my pimp hand?

nelson: your what ?

You: my pimp hand

nelson: what exactly is that?

You: don't tell me you get paid for this and i know more than you

You: pimp hand bro....pimp hand...like laying some skin across a broads grill

nelson: I am closing this session have a good day.

nelson: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Your ChaCha guide was nelson ID: 72072

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[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

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Status: crystal has connected to help you with your search on choke a *****. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.

crystal: Welcome to ChaCha!

crystal: Hello, how may I help you?

You: Hi Crystal

You: I am on the wresting team this year

You: at my hight school

crystal: Great

You: I was at practice today and some varsity punk took me down and everyone said he 'choked a *****' I was wondering if you could find me more information on this move.

crystal: So how may I help you?

You: It is a wresting move

You: You know like the 'Full Nelson' 'Strawberry Shortcake' 'Donkey Punch' etc

crystal: Session ending due to restricted content

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[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Guide Session

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Status: Christine has connected to help you with your search on emo. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.

Christine: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hello

Christine: Hello! I will be helping you with your search today!

Christine: What can I find for you on this topic?

You: so look this guy called me an emo and i can't find out the meaning

Christine: Just a moment please while I find that for you.

You: please hurry...i'm very emotional right now

You: i don't trust wikipedia cuz they lie sometimes and it hurts my feelings

Christine: Is this the kind of information you were looking for?

You: so the guy called me emotional? is that right?

Christine: I believe so yes

Christine: That makes sense

You: i mean i have feelings but WTF?

Christine: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: is there another meaning?

Christine: It isnt a bad thing

You: i need a tissue ... or a friend or something

Christine: Are these results sufficient?

You: too bad about brittney losing her kids huh?

Christine: Yes

You: it must hurt

Christine: I'm sure

Christine: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: i don't want you to go

Christine: I'm sorry I have to close if your questions has been answered

You: you are nice

Christine: thank you

You: ok then i guess i'll go to my room

You: bye

Christine: Ok, have a great night!

Christine: Thank you

Christine: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Your ChaCha guide was Christine ID: 42234

Status: Session ended.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

lawlz

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'm about to have some fun with this

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

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Status: Christopher has connected to help you with your search on cross burning. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.

Christopher: Welcome to ChaCha!

Christopher: Hello, welcome to ChaCha, how may I assist you?

You: yes I am interested in what someone means when they say they are participating in cross burning?

Christopher: Please hold while I attempt your search!

You: Is this racially motivated normally?

Christopher: Its a KKK ritual

Christopher: Would you like information about it

You: my friend wants me to participate but I am black

You: thats why I am confused/

You: KKK isn't all about racism is it though/

Christopher: Yes it is about racism

You: i thought they got over that a long time ago

You: why would my friend want me to do this then?

Christopher: Its not as popular as it was, but some areas still have it.

Christopher: Maybe he was just being silly I dont know

You: He told me they don't wear robes or anything

Christopher: They were white robes

You: I wonder if it would be safe to go

Christopher: wear

Christopher: I wouldn't

You: because I am black?

Christopher: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Your ChaCha guide was Christopher ID: 84235

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

zomg, Deerhunt being racist...again

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I am black?

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

oh man I am all the **** over this shit.

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

they were not as helpful as i thought they would be.

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Status: Stefanie has connected to help you with your search on getting a *** change. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.

Stefanie: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hello

Stefanie: How may I help you?

You: i was looking for some info on getting a *** change

Stefanie: I am sorry I will have to transfer you one moment.

Transfer: You are being transferred to another guide who can help you search even better!

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Status: Rosy has connected to help you with your search on getting a *** change. Please wait while your guide searches for your results.

Rosy: Welcome to ChaCha!

Rosy: Hi there

You: hello

Rosy: Just to confirm you are looking for information on getting a *** change

You: yes my sister or still technically my brother is getting one

You: im thinking about getting one myself for fun

You: do ya think it hurts?

Rosy: I dont know