You need to get good tick slice bacon it looks like, not the junk kind at the chain grocery... either the premium stuff there... or more than likely go to a butcher shop.
I'm gonna stop by the butcher sometime this week to pickup some bacon for this...FTW.
I have been to Gatlinburg atleat 40 times being as I am from east Tn. TYou will have good time and as somebody already mentioned there is plenty of shopping in Pigeon Forge and Seveirville. There is plenty of bars and pubs you can walk to in Gatlinburg. My first child was concieved in one of those **** cabins also.
I have found out today that on top of coffee and hard liquor giving me the shits, that ibuprofen gives me the shits too. I took like three this afternoon when I got up, which was around 2, and took two more right before dinner. I am now sitting on the john suffering from some mix of shit, explosive shit, gas, and diarrhea. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif