Meeting the GF's dad

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Most truckers don't know WTF a search button is. That would be a short lived conversation.

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[Mr Wiggl3s 10+ year member]

say something about the 4-6-8 and how it was caddies big mistake

dont mention the duratech

be sure to mention the shelby mustang...

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Ask him if he's ever driven Optimum Prime.

I lol'd.

 

[amoffitt 10+ year member]

ask him if he ever thought about putting a sound system in his rig or ever thought about putting remote start on it ( even tho probably not the best idea )

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

ask if he believes anal is a good way to avoid pregnancies.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I bet he's cleaning his gun.

My gf said that to me about her dad. I was like...does this idiot think they only made one gun?

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

I remember meeting my girl's dad. I was kinda nervous because my girl was pregnant. Her dad is a Mortician. It was cool though as he drinks heavily and loves sports. We hit it off just fine.

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

Went and met him. He is nothing like she said, she made him out to be a big mean trucker dude protecting his girl. I walk in he is like "Hi dude! how are you" he was a real nice guy and didnt care a bit that i was taking his daughter out

it was crazy

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Did you ask him if he wanted grandchildren.

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

Did you ask him if he wanted grandchildren.

No. He's got a 10month old baby right now (I know huge age difference) so I am sure he's not gonna want me to impregnate his daughter to have a baby or two around the house lol.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

reminds me of the the time I was 18 or so and in the middle of banging Leslie

her pop knocked on the door and I had to jump under her bed and hide with full wood

as I prayed he would not know I was there

Ahhh them were the good ole days

 

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

slip shift I'm guessing is just clutchless, its sooo much smoother that way. My dad has an 8LL in his Autocar 10-wheeler I love shifting without the clutch, just nothing smoother when done right, little bit tricky on a car with synchros but can be done, just don't make a habit of it.

Unfortunately I was a truck driver for a number of years so I will give a little info you can bring up in a conversation, the truckers way of saying whats stated above is " floating through the gears". Atleast that how I have heard it called in my 8 years of driving.

Mention that the Pete (Peterbuilt) is the Harley Davidson of trucks. ( I know alot of you don't agree to this but he will, trust me.) Ask him if he takes the backroads to avoid the chicken coupes (scale houses). You could ask him if lot lizards (truck stop prostitutes) knock on the side of sleeper while trying to get some rest. Do not ask that in front of his wife or daughters. Say that you heard that car haulers are called parking lots on the CB.

Since your into car audio you can ask if he has a amp for his CB. Alot of truck drivers do have amps to make there CB's reach out further and walk over other drivers talking on the CB.

Then maybe talk more about his truck, because they are very proud of there trucks especially the Peterbuilt owners. Ask if he has invested alot on chrome for his truck, does it have a cummins or detroit under the hood. Is it a 9 speed, 13 spees or 18 speed. Most likely 13 or 18 since it being a Pete.

Bring up how sh!tty it is that truck drivers get a bad wrap all the time, but without truck drivers people would not have anything. Everything eventually is delivered by trucks. Food, everything in all supermarkets, stores in general, VEHICLES, materials to build your homes, concrete for roadways etc. etc. The truck driver doesn't get the recognition they deserve. Driving in bad weather, snow, ice rain, mountains, you get my point.

I could go on and on, but this should be enough to get you started. But top it off by telling him that thay should change the name of the truck driver to Professional Freight Relocaters. A little butt kissing goes a long way.

 

[ArrizX 10+ year member]

Truckers are cool. Just inquire about his route, **** he sees, people he wants to hit, and cops he tricks.

LOL

Thats grand.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Unfortunately I was a truck driver for a number of years so I will give a little info you can bring up in a conversation, the truckers way of saying whats stated above is " floating through the gears". Atleast that how I have heard it called in my 8 years of driving.
Mention that the Pete (Peterbuilt) is the Harley Davidson of trucks. ( I know alot of you don't agree to this but he will, trust me.) Ask him if he takes the backroads to avoid the chicken coupes (scale houses). You could ask him if lot lizards (truck stop prostitutes) knock on the side of sleeper while trying to get some rest. Do not ask that in front of his wife or daughters. Say that you heard that car haulers are called parking lots on the CB.

Since your into car audio you can ask if he has a amp for his CB. Alot of truck drivers do have amps to make there CB's reach out further and walk over other drivers talking on the CB.

Then maybe talk more about his truck, because they are very proud of there trucks especially the Peterbuilt owners. Ask if he has invested alot on chrome for his truck, does it have a cummins or detroit under the hood. Is it a 9 speed, 13 spees or 18 speed. Most likely 13 or 18 since it being a Pete.

Bring up how sh!tty it is that truck drivers get a bad wrap all the time, but without truck drivers people would not have anything. Everything eventually is delivered by trucks. Food, everything in all supermarkets, stores in general, VEHICLES, materials to build your homes, concrete for roadways etc. etc. The truck driver doesn't get the recognition they deserve. Driving in bad weather, snow, ice rain, mountains, you get my point.

I could go on and on, but this should be enough to get you started. But top it off by telling him that thay should change the name of the truck driver to Professional Freight Relocaters. A little butt kissing goes a long way.

Best advice thus far, but a little late, lol!

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

Best advice thus far, but a little late, lol!

yup some good advice, but luckily no BS was required. I guess he considers her adult so hes not too protective over her, or atleast thats what she told me:laugh: