Meeting the GF's dad

[jdc753 10+ year member]

ask him what he thinks about the price of diesel fuel lately. I bet you'll get an ear full on that topic.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Talk to him about those trucker hookers. It might turn out to be a hot topic.

 

[millerscents 10+ year member]

you used to drie a truck and thats all you can think of off hand?

i doun't think you want me to say, so how many times you seen some one getting road head, seen any one getting stoned on the road. so on

and yes i have seen people doing both

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Ask him if he has any roadkill in the deep freeze.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

i doun't think you want me to say, so how many times you seen some one getting road head, seen any one getting stoned on the road. so on
and yes i have seen people doing both

OMFG GTFO i dont believe it.

have you seen people drinking too?!

this is absolutely absurd.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Trucker hookers are called lot lizards.

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[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Trucker hookers are called lot lizards.
There, now you know some of the trucker lingo too OP!

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Perfect. Just the kind of conversation that could really set the evening off.

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

ask him what he thinks about the price of diesel fuel lately. I bet you'll get an ear full on that topic.

Thats a good one. Thanks for all the help guys, the ****** questions and everything outta be a nice touch to. My grandpa used to drive trucks but I dont really talk to him much since he is not my real grandpa, but the closest thing i have left i guess

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

I have a CB and listen to you guys in my Jeep. You guys get to see all the cool shit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

i drive ***** sometimes

good thing for the 5% on the windows..

 

[tyler_ofspain 10+ year member]

He's probably a racist redneck, so you'll probably want to start out with something about lynching and/or the klan.

haha as bad as that is that's funny as hell man:laugh:

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Don't forget to compliment him on how beautiful his daughters are. Tell him how you wish you had ten hands and five penii...

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Don't forget to compliment him on how beautiful his daughters are. Tell him how you wish you had ten hands and five penii...

and the wife?

 

[jdc753 10+ year member]

Thats a good one. Thanks for all the help guys, the ****** questions and everything outta be a nice touch to. My grandpa used to drive trucks but I dont really talk to him much since he is not my real grandpa, but the closest thing i have left i guess

hmmm ****** questions, ask him if he can shift a quad box mack the proper way, reaching through the wheel.

All sorts of crazy stuff out on the road, and ya hear the greatest stories over the cb, can't wait to get mine installed back in the truck.