married life = less sexage

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Im not alone.. Me and my wife fight all the time about this.. We use to have an awesome *** life.. Once we got married its pretty much a battle.. Sucks..

did she think it was awesome?

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Im not alone.. Me and my wife fight all the time about this.. We use to have an awesome *** life.. Once we got married its pretty much a battle.. Sucks..

I know it sounds dumb but honestly you guys should see someone. I have seen people go to counciling for this only to find out the real reasons *** had been lacking were due to something else. Best thing is it allows you to know better whats going on in your marriage and fix it.

Some sad threads I have read, How often do you get a BJ and How often do married couples have ***

No really a 'study' per se but interesting regardless and depressing as hell.

 

[roarzorz 10+ year member]

If you think it's bad now just wait until you have kids.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

This thread makes me roll my eyes.

I seriously can't ever see myself getting married so I'm super glad I'll never have this problem.

But, you guys have to remember that *** isn't a one way street. If you quit acting like a 5th grade boy who is horny in gym class you might be able to get some.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

We covered these laws in my intro to legal class. Alot of them still have stuff on the books that never gets prosecuted. Alot of these laws stem back to pre-prohibition and were passed around the same time as dry county laws.
I could go to the courthouse on the 1st sunday of the month and beat my wife ( if i had one ) and it be perfectly legal.....

Oklahoma has an adultery law as well if im not mistaken. My ex wife told me about a case that her boss was working on involving that very thing.

Give it time Mike... give it Time. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

been married a year in march, been together for almost 5. nothing has changed in our *** life w/ the exception of more *** after our marriage. I don't forsee any changes. It all comes down to how well you treat the other person. we have our fights, but we try not to let that interfere w/ our *** life. I guess im lucky i have a wife that loves *** as much as i do.

This thread makes me roll my eyes.

I seriously can't ever see myself getting married so I'm super glad I'll never have this problem.

But, you guys have to remember that *** isn't a one way street. If you quit acting like a 5th grade boy who is horny in gym class you might be able to get some.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Did I miss something or have you just quoted my post by accident.

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

thats got to **** for you. nothing changed for me. i actually get more *** and blow jobs now that im married.

ditto...before the wife and I were married we were just young college kids boning like college kids, now we do all types of stuff, and she's always looking to get some from me, I catch more head in a week than a pornstar i'm willing to bet...im good son...I have heard that from a lot of guys though, im lucky it's not happening here...maybe try spicing in up, kick start her mood...or, GHB...whatever...

 

[David19 10+ year member]

I don't get what your problem is... ive been with this same girl almost 2 years.. anytime i want some she gives it to me.. there has never been a time i wanted some and she had said no.. i guess being married changes it lol

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Still getting it 2-5 times a week here bro you are doing something wrong if she is holding out on you.
10 years in here and no lie hitting it seems to get better and better as time goes on. Then again if you have a chick that does not like to **** and uses *** as something she thinks you need to 'earn' you are screwed because you ignored all the red flags while dating.

This is my post except weve been together 14 years.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Not bragging at all as I have an average size peepee...

My wife will *** in the first minute with no effort on my part. Averages 5 in a 5-15 minute romp.

Maybe thats what makes her enjoy it so much.

 

[blackbonnie 5,000+ posts]

Not bragging at all as I have an average size peepee...
My wife will *** in the first minute with no effort on my part. Averages 5 in a 5-15 minute romp.

Maybe thats what makes her enjoy it so much.

thats only because your a badass. i bet she fakes it...

 

[XxSuperAdamxX 10+ year member]

yipes go use your hand.

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

this week has been a period week, but in general I get less than before. The problem isn't her, its me. My *** drive is through the roof now whereas before I didn't give *** too much thought. And when *** was on the mind, I had many options to choose from because i usually had at least 2 willing to do me. Now I have my one wife that works almost the opposite work schedule as me. When I'm sleep, she's awake and vise versa. I'm not so selfish to wake her up for it either, neither is she. So a whole week will go by and we don't do anything together, let alone ***. By the time we do have time to, I'm on her like a jackrabbit. Then the cycle starts over again.

And for the record, I am great at it. Any of you don't believe me, send your wives/girlfriends for a ride on my big black magic wand //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Did I miss something or have you just quoted my post by accident.

yep, sorry bout that

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

a ring on her finger....
aka she realizes that you can't legally get it elsewhere any more.

But legally if she doesnt put out enough its grounds for a divorce

Law states that if your partner isnt meeting your needs sexually that you have a legal right to divorce her. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif