married life = less sexage

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

I think I just need to accept the fact that now that I'm married I'm gonna be horny as hell and not get none. Its like my *** drive has increased, yet I'm getting less //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif. Kinda a cruel irony. My friend that's been married says its hard cause your wife is your "ultimate pin up girl" and you are with her every night. I definitely feel that way and haven't gotten any in a week. okay, enough complaining

/my mangina

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[bunkerking09 10+ year member]

what makes the woman's *** drive stop?

 

[s Beatz]

Pics of wife? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[etznova 10+ year member]

I think I just need to accept the fact that now that I'm married I'm gonna be horny as hell and not get none. Its like my *** drive has increased, yet I'm getting less //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif. Kinda a cruel irony. My friend that's been married says its hard cause your wife is your "ultimate pin up girl" and you are with her every night. I definitely feel that way and haven't gotten any in a week. okay, enough complaining/my mangina

I now what you mean we got married in june

and in the last two months i think we've had *** twice

 

[bones22 5,000+ posts]

*** life //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/violent.gif.ccf64f7a34b20886d220db2fbff36f3b.gif marriage

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I think I just need to accept the fact that now that I'm married I'm gonna be horny as hell and not get none. Its like my *** drive has increased, yet I'm getting less //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif. Kinda a cruel irony. My friend that's been married says its hard cause your wife is your "ultimate pin up girl" and you are with her every night. I definitely feel that way and haven't gotten any in a week. okay, enough complaining/my mangina

thats got to **** for you. nothing changed for me. i actually get more *** and blow jobs now that im married.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Doesn't have to be that way. Step your game up.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

what makes the woman's *** drive stop?

a ring on her finger....

aka she realizes that you can't legally get it elsewhere any more.

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

thats got to **** for you. nothing changed for me. i actually get more *** and blow jobs now that im married.

you just keep pretending that we all believe you, k?

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[Ellsworthz 10+ year member]

whip your wiener out, swing it around a few times, slap her face with it a few times etc.

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

...you know that joke about why a bride smiles on her wedding day,

she knows she's given her last blow job.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

a ring on her finger....
aka she realizes that you can't legally get it elsewhere any more.

Adultery is not a crime //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif The only legal ramifications would be if an adultery clause was part of a prenup

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Adultery is not a crime //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif The only legal ramifications would be if an adultery clause was part of a prenup

depends on the state

In the United States, laws vary from state to state. In those States where adultery is still on the statute books, even though they are rarely prosecuted, the penalties vary from life sentence (Michigan)[23], 2 years imprisonment (Pennsylvania), or a fine of $10 (Maryland). In the U.S. Military, adultery is a potential court-martial offense.[10] The enforceability of adultery laws in the United States has been / is being questioned following Supreme Court decisions since 1965 relating to privacy and ****** intimacy of consenting adults, in cases such as Lawrence v. Texas.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

depends on the state

Hmm. The only state I knew that still had laws on the books concerning that was Utah, and they're all kinds of fucked up.

 

[MisterRight 10+ year member]

I bet the problem is that you are no longer showing her how much you love her. A lot of guys foolishly stop being romantic after they are married and then wonder why things have changed! I would suggest that you try "dating" her again and then tings should be better than ever.