married life = less sexage

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Hmm. The only state I knew that still had laws on the books concerning that was Utah, and they're all kinds of fucked up.

We covered these laws in my intro to legal class. Alot of them still have stuff on the books that never gets prosecuted. Alot of these laws stem back to pre-prohibition and were passed around the same time as dry county laws.

I could go to the courthouse on the 1st sunday of the month and beat my wife ( if i had one ) and it be perfectly legal.....

 

[RedlineAccord 10+ year member]

thats got to **** for you. nothing changed for me. i actually get more *** and blow jobs now that im married.

Give it time Mike... give it Time. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Gearstix 10+ year member]

If she sleeps with her mouth open just stick your shit in her mouth, maybe she will choke to death, then you can be free again?

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

We covered these laws in my intro to legal class. Alot of them still have stuff on the books that never gets prosecuted. Alot of these laws stem back to pre-prohibition and were passed around the same time as dry county laws.
I could go to the courthouse on the 1st sunday of the month and beat my wife ( if i had one ) and it be perfectly legal.....

Use that when you get married to make sure the sammiches keep coming.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

If she sleeps with her mouth open just stick your shit in her mouth, maybe she will choke to death, then you can be free again?

Good way to get your dick bit off

 

[Gearstix 10+ year member]

Good way to get your dick bit off

Shawshank Redemption?

 

[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

I bet the problem is that you are no longer showing her how much you love her. A lot of guys foolishly stop being romantic after they are married and then wonder why things have changed! I would suggest that you try "dating" her again and then tings should be better than ever.

x2

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Shawshank Redemption?

wha

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

I bet the problem is that you are no longer showing her how much you love her. A lot of guys foolishly stop being romantic after they are married and then wonder why things have changed! I would suggest that you try "dating" her again and then tings should be better than ever.

all of this is done. as a matter of fact I came up with a rule that we have to go out with each other at least once a month to make sure we are enjoying each other. Its just one of those things that the *** is lacking. Timing is a big factor since we work to very different schedules

 

[Bass Addict 10+ year member]

whip your wiener out, swing it around a few times, slap her face with it a few times etc.

this works for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

what makes the woman's *** drive stop?

wedding cake. theirs some ingredient in it that puts a stop to a womans *** drive

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

wedding cake. theirs some ingredient in it that puts a stop to a womans *** drive

Another reason to have pie at my wedding. That and I hate cake

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Still getting it 2-5 times a week here bro you are doing something wrong if she is holding out on you.

10 years in here and no lie hitting it seems to get better and better as time goes on. Then again if you have a chick that does not like to **** and uses *** as something she thinks you need to 'earn' you are screwed because you ignored all the red flags while dating.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Still getting it 2-5 times a week here bro you are doing something wrong if she is holding out on you.
10 years in here and no lie hitting it seems to get better and better as time goes on. Then again if you have a chick that does not like to **** and uses *** as something she thinks you need to 'earn' you are screwed because you ignored all the red flags while dating.

There isn't a girl on this planet that doesn't like having ***. Whether the OP's wife likes having *** WITH HIM is another deal. Maybe he just sucks *** in bed. If you're doing two-minute drills, she's not going to get excited about it.

 

[ssackett 10+ year member]

Im not alone.. Me and my wife fight all the time about this.. We use to have an awesome *** life.. Once we got married its pretty much a battle.. Sucks..