make me fat

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

biggest loser contest?Drink a boatload of water before weigh in (1 gal = 8lbs)

Pocketfulls of lead shot

ankle weights

weight vest

thats the way to do it, i won the contest at my work like that. The best part was i kept buying candy bars and giving most of it away to skinny people then eating the "last bite" of the candy bar infront of the other fat guy then tossing the wrapper in his garbage can.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

no need to lose weight, i am pretty sure you are the biggest loser in your office already if you need to cheat to win

 

[RipDaJacka]

stuff ur ******* full of rolls of quarters

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

just water. but dont drink so much u kill yourself.. it is possible.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i beat you nig nog

true, i was too drunk to reply fast like.