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[edzy 10+ year member]

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no

Full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money

Gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How

About a Demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said,

'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that

I can bite my own Eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite

My Other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,

with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six

Thousand Dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee

into that Wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop

anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and

Decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,

so He Agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he

Strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the

other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss

Into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told

Me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that

you'd be happy about It!'

Don't Mess with Old People!!

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[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

Interesting story, but didnt find it funny.

 

[R/T Pimp 10+ year member]

I enjoyed it.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Not too bad, but I didnt laugh.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

not bad

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

similar to the joke steve buscemi tells in desperado.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[bunkerking09 10+ year member]

meh

i chuckled

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

seen this same joke in like 5 different forms

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

Not bad. 2 stars

 

[Z-Ro 10+ year member]

similar to the joke steve buscemi tells in desperado.

Might as well be the exact same joke.

YOU = FAIL

 

[David19 10+ year member]

lawlz

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Lol good one