Live for 10 Years w/ Torture or Die right now?

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

But what happens after 10 years?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

But what happens after 10 years?

You get 1 ton of banannas, 1 night with the girl of your dreams, a **** pic of supas mom, jar of creamy peanut butter, lifetime supply of KY Jelly, and a 2 year subscription to She-Male Magazine.

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

What would the torture consist of?

Having your eyelids taped open, tied to a chair, and forced to watch a Bush speech.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Having your eyelids taped open, tied to a chair, and forced to watch a Bush speech.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

eyelids cut off while someone keeps taking your pic with a bright flash, and struck in the kneecaps with an ice pick.

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

eyelids cut off while someone keeps taking your pic with a bright flash, and struck in the kneecaps with an ice pick.

Oh that wouldnt be so bad, as long as theres no Bush speech.

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[Corey69 10+ year member]

How good would the meals be?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

You get 1 ton of banannas, 1 night with the girl of your dreams, a **** pic of supas mom, jar of creamy peanut butter, lifetime supply of KY Jelly, and a 2 year subscription to She-Male Magazine.

You'd need the KY after seeing the pics.

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

If you had the choice which would you take:
Living for 10 years in one room, with internet access, computer, small library of books, and a TV, with all meals supplied, BUT you were tortured 4 times a week for 2 hours.

or

Die right now.

I guess your views on the afterlife would be highly relevant, but still. Curious.

do i get to live after that ten years, and can i sue for my mental anguish? ha ha

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

this thread is torture enough,toss elementxero into the firing squad

indeed

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Oh that wouldnt be so bad, as long as theres no Bush speech.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

A clockwork Orange. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif (well almost)

Cures ****

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

I was married to Satan for 21 years, so a measly 10 years of torture would be a walk in the park LOL

She couldnt of been Satan the whole 21 years?

Oh that wouldnt be so bad, as long as theres no Bush speech.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Bush's speach arent half bad when he doesnt write then (the 1/2 good part consistes of the actual content and not him talking)

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

**** thats a tough one... no *** for 10 years? kill me now

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

What would the torture consist of?

Suffocation by pancake!