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[jdawg90 10+ year member]

So far i am having some bad luck with getting puntang from *****es in my grade, so I'm going to do the right thing to do and go after sophmores. Question is, how do i add/message sophmore girls i dont know on facebook without coming off as a creeper?

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[NewAgeKing 5,000+ posts]

Lmao.

 

[BJ The Man 10+ year member]

meh...just make up a rumor about them and ask if its true and then just keep talkin and before you know it your in

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

yep

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

meh dont feel bad ive talked to some people on here about my situation.. if i wasnt so lucky id be in jail.. about 5 times (birthday was in sep.)

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you have candy

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

this is going to be great

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you have an extremely large penis.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

send them a picture of your dick and tell them you have alcohol

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you have candy

works every time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[norcrawler 10+ year member]

Tell them you have candy

true story.

works everytime

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

meh dont feel bad ive talked to some people on here about my situation.. if i wasnt so lucky id be in jail.. about 5 times (birthday was in sep.)

Well age of consent here is 16 so im good

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

send them a picture of your dick and tell them you have alcohol

WIN

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

comin from the blackman. well they actually just come to me cuz im the only black dude in my school. and i have the biggest dick im told by the chicks.

but for my white slaves ...... I tell them to add the girls on facebook or myspace or whatever else u white people have. and be like "hey. i think ive seen you around school. whats up?"

(even though u know damn good and well uve seen them). then they will add you and be like" o ya ive seen you around too. whats up?" and then you just play it out being like "oh nothing much just bored sitting here." then the next day wave at them (just a lil wave or a wink or something and then get on myspace or whatever) and be like " how was your day?"

then they reply "* however it went* " and be like " *o cool or o that sux (depending on their response.) i waved at you today" and they will be like "oh really i didnt see or oh ya that was to me?" and you be like " ya you should stop and talk to me sometime." and they will be like " oh yeah?" and you can be like "yeah "

if you ever get that far white boy. tell me and ill continue to get u in to the poon

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

comin from the blackman. well they actually just come to me cuz im the only black dude in my school. and i have the biggest dick im told by the chicks.
but for my white slaves ...... I tell them to add the girls on facebook or myspace or whatever else u white people have. and be like "hey. i think ive seen you around school. whats up?"

(even though u know damn good and well uve seen them). then they will add you and be like" o ya ive seen you around too. whats up?" and then you just play it out being like "oh nothing much just bored sitting here." then the next day wave at them (just a lil wave or a wink or something and then get on myspace or whatever) and be like " how was your day?"

then they reply "* however it went* " and be like " *o cool or o that sux (depending on their response.) i waved at you today" and they will be like "oh really i didnt see or oh ya that was to me?" and you be like " ya you should stop and talk to me sometime." and they will be like " oh yeah?" and you can be like "yeah "

if you ever get that far white boy. tell me and ill continue to get u in to the poon

you sound like you've done this before.