Scoobydoo
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POOPSIE McSQUIRTYSHORTS
short story:
7:30 in the **** morning, sleeping and still drunk from last night. i hear a big bang and my dog is barking, look up and a guy is standing in my bedroom doorway. i say "wtf are you doing in my house" and he takes off. he and his partner in crime run out of the house to their car. its 10 degrees outside and i am in boxers so i couldnt chase
they didnt get anything, but my tv was moved so they were going for that and my door is ****ed
just got done dealing with cops and now i cant get back to sleep
7:30 in the **** morning, sleeping and still drunk from last night. i hear a big bang and my dog is barking, look up and a guy is standing in my bedroom doorway. i say "wtf are you doing in my house" and he takes off. he and his partner in crime run out of the house to their car. its 10 degrees outside and i am in boxers so i couldnt chase
they didnt get anything, but my tv was moved so they were going for that and my door is ****ed
just got done dealing with cops and now i cant get back to sleep
