Just an :fyi:

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

ost:

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

hahahah snoopdan ur ava was moving to the song im listening to

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

rule #1.

bah. i will live

Not supposed to publish material from offtopic.com?

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Not supposed to publish material from offtopic.com?

rule # about offtopic.com.. dont tell anyone about offtopic.com

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Please don't waste my fu.cking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fu.ck sake. You don't need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fu.cking things as building material. That's what they're for, you fu.cking idiots. Now listen, we're all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fu.cking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fu.cking hard is that? You don't have to tell me what you're building. I don't give a fu.ck. I'm not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don't give a fu.ck. I just want to get these fu.cking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fu.ck over here with some money and take them. The next fu.cking moron that emails me with "I'm building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if..." The answer is NO. Come get the fu.cking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don't you think I'd be using the blocks myself instead of selling them for half fu.cking price? What the fu.ck is wrong with you people? The next one of you fu.cking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list. You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don't fu.ck with me!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I read that like 2 years ago.

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

I read that like 2 years ago.

and you just read it again good for you

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Poor people are the best friends.

Think about it. You can ****ing buy them $10 meal at Chili's and they're all "oh my gawd, Jamal, thank you!! thaaaaaannnnnkkkkk youuuuuuu!!!" And when they come over to your place, metal forks and spoons are looked at with such awe, like a child first realizing that toys are small and can be choked on. "Holy moses and mary, Jamal, these are some spoons." Yes, yes they are. Then, when their birthday rolls around, you can get them something unbelievable like a $50 DVD player and they pretty much have to start crying. You feel good. They feel amazing. It's awesome.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.

I do this, also w/Skittles. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

so one time my friend and i went to this club and these girls were getting pretty awesomely horny and took us to the womens bathroom, where we proceeded to start having *** with them. we were all really drunk and we are doing it for a while when the girl i was doing started sobering up and realized and stopped and left. so hes doing his girl and is getting off and im standing there on the brink of orgasm. so he stops doing his girl, turns to me and we make eye contact and like a true friend, he steps behind me, makes his fist into a ball, closes his eyes, reaches around me... and sucker punches dead the girl standing in the next stall so i can have *** with her lifeless body. what a guy.

i was waiting for "he gave me a reach around..." //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif good save!!

 

[BassBallin]

funny stuff

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Decado2 10+ year member]

YOu don't know who you're fu/ckin with. I'm a 216 pound black man. I work as a security guard for a professional skater. I do carry guns, and I have been trained to use them in the event of an emergency and have been trained where to shoot to show self defense. I also have a 11 inch co/ck that I'm gonna ram up your ***.

****! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif