Just an :fyi:

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

just fyi: I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were *****. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Hey, mother****er. I'm a sophisticated jokester, and I don't play. You want a grain of salt? I've seen a grain of salt. Not one of your foo foo little girl with an umbrella grain of salt either. A real mountain sized boulder of salt. It hides deep beneath the earth, ready to be drilled into and consumed for human greed. If you don't tone down the disrespect, I will gladly drill you, mine you, strip you of your natural purity, poz your now ravaged mine hole. Do you want that kind of disrespect committed upon your ***? I think not. Be like a conquered civilization, get pozzed and die. ******.

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

you know, you really need to stop rofling at me because that sh.it is straight disrespecful and me and many other people dont appreciate disrespec, some day youre gonna rofl at the wrong badass motherfu.cker and hes going to teach you a lesson you wont forget very soon ok? you might think its funny to laugh at other people but some of us have feelings too and you neeed to take into account because if you hurt other people theyre going to hurt you back, prolly with shotguns and rokcetlaunchers. what goes around comes around motherfu.cker

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

You think this is a joke?

Yea wishing aids on someones mother is real fu.cking funny *******, so funny I forgot to laugh.

If you want to talk like that to me why dont you come here and say it to my face so that I can answer your insults with a swift fist to your nose. Yea you have a lot to say from 432 miles away from me but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv stuck on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die.

Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing

I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type all of this up. Dont want anymore problems? I didnt think so......

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

right. i guess i should have clarified earlier who the fu.ck you're dealing with... i'm a member of kappa iota lambda, which is obviously enough, KIL, which should get enough sh.it straight through your head for you to back down, but you're an unusually dumb fu.ck, so i'll keep explaining. KIL has ties to the illuminati and the freemasons. they're not some *****-*** homoerotic frat masquerate like the DKE. this is serious sh.it, and if you don't fu.cking believe me, then i'll turn your fu.cking life upside down. i've already alerted my brothers, and sent a payment to fazle, so it looks like your demise is coming soon, fa.ggot. i can already see you fu.cking your mattress right now just so you can get off one last time before you go six fu.cking feet under. if so care as to escape your pathetic demise, then back the fu.ck down right now. *****.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

You are keeping me from work.

 

[TylerBD12 10+ year member]

You are keeping me from work.

me too, idc tho they're funny as hell

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

fu.ck you, ive ***** people for far less than this. you think you can fu.cking come on OT and just act like a fu.cking hardass and order people around? Bad news for you, fu.ckface, but tonights the night your luck runs out. You fu.cking tell ANYBODY on these forums what to do again, and you're going to find out the hard way what a fuc.king baseball bat to the side of the skull feels like. Think I'm fu.cking kidding? I have your IP, I know who you are, and Im more than willing to settle this argument face to fu.cking face. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what fu.cking happens to you. I'm normally a calm guy but when I need to, I'm willing to break some fu.cking face to get my point across, just fu.cking test me you worthless sack of excrement.

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

where the fu.ck do you live you little co.ckmunching assgoblin? name the place and i'll fu.ck up you, your girlfriend, and your fu.cking dog, and kick all your fu.cking faces into the fu.cking curb, then we'll see who's crying then you little fu.cking *****. let's hope you're alive enough then to kiss my fu.cking feet and beg for some fu.cking mercy so i don't finish your pathetic *** off.

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

hahahahahahhahahahahhahaa

best waste of time ever..

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Hey jizzdragon I'm starting to get sick and tired of this fu.cking shit. Day in and day out, I warn you to keep your fu.cking mouth shut, and day after day you keep amazing me by opening it again. Next time you get the stupid fu.cking idea of opening it again, I'm gonna break your fu.cking teeth and rip your bottom jaw right off of your fu.cking skull. how the fu.ck do you think thats going to feel? I'm not taking a few days off of work to hunt you down and fu.cking kill you. Learn to listen you fu.cking douchebag.

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

i pray to allah, god, jesus and the bum on the fu.cking street corner that you will be ***** by an aids infested monkey and die a painful death.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

*sigh*I see SOME people arent on offtopic.com

rule #1.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

i pray to allah, god, jesus and the bum on the fu.cking street corner that you will be ***** by an aids infested monkey and die a painful death.

can I get an "amen" ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

rule #1.

bah. i will live