Just an :fyi:

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

Wow. You need a hobby. Other than playing with candy.

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[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

I say try this game with jawbreakers as well.

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Wow. You need a hobby. Other than playing with candy.

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*sigh*

I see SOME people arent on offtopic.com

 

[andytb 10+ year member]

sounds like fun

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

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[04_edge 10+ year member]

hahahahahahaaha.

i lol'ed pretty hard.

 

[JLJunkieMX107 10+ year member]

I lol'ed.

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

*sigh*I see SOME people arent on offtopic.com

In that case, i retract my previous ignorant statement and will refer to offtopic.com.

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[MarcRocks 10+ year member]

That's fantastic. Thank you, sir, for your pursuit of a genetically superior "Master Race" of super-M&Ms. I assume at some point, however, you will undoubtably try to take over the world with your M&M stormtroopers. When that day comes, I hope you will PM me to take up the fight.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

i love it....my co-workers are looking at me quite insanely as i laugh.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Smoke rock much?

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Smoke rock much?

YOu don't know who you're fu/ckin with. I'm a 216 pound black man. I work as a security guard for a professional skater. I do carry guns, and I have been trained to use them in the event of an emergency and have been trained where to shoot to show self defense. I also have a 11 inch co/ck that I'm gonna ram up your ***.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I also have a 11 inch co/ck that I'm gonna ram up your ***.

at first I read that as "glock" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif