Joke for the day

[RMKrider1 10+ year member]

What do you tell a woman with with two black eyes?

Nothing.....She's already been told twice

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

what do you call a dog with steel testicles and no back legs?

sparky

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

What do you tell a woman with with two black eyes?

Nothing.....She's already been told twice

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives'

shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

You might be a redneck if:

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase "One nation, under God."

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand (or hat) over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

not really a joke...but more truth than anything else.....guess im a redneck

what part of that makes u a redneck........id say it makes u a christian with respect for others.

 

[ra4u2nv 10+ year member]

Why did Michael Jackson got to K-Mart?

B/c he saw the ad " Boys pants half off"

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a cow with no legs

A Ground Beef