Joke for the day

[psycho72 10+ year member]

Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Billy-Bob replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Billy-Bob said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Where's the funny?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

NATCHO CHEESE!

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Racist, or iggnorant you decide...

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
NATCHO CHEESE!

Now that's funny //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Elifino.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing?
Neverland Ranch.

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[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

No only the Natcho cheese was funny, stop while you are ahead.

I guess the dumbest jokes are funny to me.

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I'm offended, lock this one too.

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[Kali77 10+ year member]

I'm offended, lock this one too.
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LMFAO //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

what does michael jackson and mcdonalds have incommin.............................................

they both put meant between 5 year olds buns

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

I was Highlly offended by this post. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

[stones 10+ year member]

I'm not offended, I want my money back.

Could we throw some dead baby jokes in here?

Those are sure to shock and offend. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif