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All those other times A-Rod fainted

Arod_jeter The news of A-Rod's fainting episode during the birth of his first daughter didn't exactly come as much of a surprise to anyone, but it gave us an opportunity to delve into other feeble moments that have caused the Yankee third baseman to pass out.

- The first three times Jeter said he couldn't have dinner with him.

- That time he saw Wang's wang.

- That time he saw Zimmer's wang.

- When he found out his new bronzer would be in Sephora.

- During the final scene of Grease.

- At the beginning of Howard the Duck.

- When he found out Scott Boras is actually Adam West.

- The first time he saw "Rent".

- After a delicate ray of light reflected off his newly waxed bat.

- Every time he's up with runners on base in the playoffs.

- After he found out Billy Ripken's bat said 'fuckface'.

- When Manny said he prefers Prell above all leading brands.

 

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"State Trooper Giambi makes triumphant return"

This shot from Camden Yards last night confirms the rumors that have been circulating throughout all of baseball -- State Trooper Giambi is back.

This time the eccentric, no nonsense cop is sporting shorter locks to go along with his mustache, and without those customary aviators on, he's looking less like a statie and more like Sean Penn after eating Robert Duvall in the sequel to Colors.

Johnny Damon is doing an excellent job here of playing the unintelligible sidekick who is too mentally scarred to look up and make eye contact, but provides the necessary muscle when needed; especially if you touch his only loyal friend, State Trooper Giambi.

Sidenote: The 2008 State Trooper Giambi is doing something that the 2007 version couldn't do, actually hit, which is leading to fewer unwarranted tickets at first base.

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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

"State Trooper Giambi makes triumphant return"

This shot from Camden Yards last night confirms the rumors that have been circulating throughout all of baseball -- State Trooper Giambi is back.

This time the eccentric, no nonsense cop is sporting shorter locks to go along with his mustache, and without those customary aviators on, he's looking less like a statie and more like Sean Penn after eating Robert Duvall in the sequel to Colors.

Johnny Damon is doing an excellent job here of playing the unintelligible sidekick who is too mentally scarred to look up and make eye contact, but provides the necessary muscle when needed; especially if you touch his only loyal friend, State Trooper Giambi.

Sidenote: The 2008 State Trooper Giambi is doing something that the 2007 version couldn't do, actually hit, which is leading to fewer unwarranted tickets at first base.

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Farva?

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Farva?

It's been rumored that there going to be making a film on the life and times of Jason Giambi.

Steve Zahn is rumored to be playing the role of State Trooper Giambi. He will be asked to add a reported 87 lbs. of muscle for the role.