Is there anyway to find out if a baby's mine before it comes out?

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

... I've come to the conclusion that I officially don't care about gay marraige. if gays want to get married, great. Just don't bother me.
yes, some hardcore christians are morons. most are not.

and if you knew the history of the bible, you would be very surprised. You can pretty much take everything that you've learned in the movies and from ignorant "historians" and throw it out the window.

If you would like, I could PM you plenty of reasons why the Bible is correct.

i can agree but which bible

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

WTF are you talking about Phrotz??? What the guy said makes no sense. Nor, if you can weed through his poor sentence structure, is what he is saying insightful. That is all on that.

Now, to your desire for gay marriage. Of course that is wrong. If you have gay marriage, you are going to have gay divorce. Divorce was meant to be between a man and a woman.

The structure of my sentences are (for the most part) correct. Putting them into paragraphs that maintain coherence is another matter altogether which is why I often put spaces between my sentences.

I believe one of the couples that got married in New Hampshire (I believe) is already legally seperated.

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

Just the modern bible. all 66 books.
And they apocrypha isn't 'scripture' its jewish literature.

meaning the holy bible correct when you say modern

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

... I've come to the conclusion that I officially don't care about gay marraige. if gays want to get married, great. Just don't bother me.
yes, some hardcore christians are morons. most are not.

and if you knew the history of the bible, you would be very surprised. You can pretty much take everything that you've learned in the movies and from ignorant "historians" and throw it out the window.

If you would like, I could PM you plenty of reasons why the Bible is correct.

That is assuming that it's contents are the same as they were when originally written. Fact is, most of the New Testament was written by people who had no first hand knowledge of Jesus, his acts, or heard his teachings. The gospels were written up to 300 years after He died. The Old Testament was passed down as word of mouth for hundreds, if not thousands of years, before being transcribed to a written medium. Quite frankly, there is no way the actual events made it through that many generations without being altered in some form or fashion. Please make sure the "facts" you have are entirely accurate before using them to support your claim. Don't get me wrong, I am a Christian, and we more than likely believe in the same fundamentals, but I still find it remarkable that people take the Bible literally as the "Word of God".

/rant

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

take her to Maury

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

That is assuming that it's contents are the same as they were when originally written. Fact is, most of the New Testament was written by people who had no first hand knowledge of Jesus, his acts, or heard his teachings. The gospels were written up to 300 years after He died. The Old Testament was passed down as word of mouth for hundreds, if not thousands of years, before being transcribed to a written medium. Quite frankly, there is no way the actual events made it through that many generations without being altered in some form or fashion. Please make sure the "facts" you have are entirely accurate before using them to support your claim. Don't get me wrong, I am a Christian, and we more than likely believe in the same fundamentals, but I still find it remarkable that people take the Bible literally as the "Word of God".
/rant

So if your a christian what codes do you live by if you dont believe the bible totally, and what would be your reason of becoming a christian if you totally dont beleive what the bible has to say? just a question

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

The bible was constructed the way it was for political reasons...

I could easily go into the reasons, and I might later, but I have to go to lunch.

I wrote my philosophy thesis on it.

http://www.phroztnet.org/me/philosophy.thesis.final.doc

 

[OldManTod 10+ year member]

$300 a month in child support... somebody is getting off easy..

$1078 a month here...

irresponsible fuq's..

- T

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

:argue::argue:

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

$300 a month in child support... somebody is getting off easy..
$1078 a month here...

irresponsible fuq's..

- T

how many kids do you have, or you just make tons of money which i dont have, i dont even pay $300 a month, but i get audited next year so we will see what it goes up to next year if it does

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

Wrong
The Gospel was written by people who had firsthand experience with Jesus. I have to take Bible classes at my school and we've covered this. Mark was written by one of the apostles' brothers (can't remember which one), and Matthew and Luke were written afterwards using Mark as a reference.

Exactly.

So if your a christian what codes do you live by if you dont believe the bible totally, and what would be your reason of becoming a christian if you totally dont beleive what the bible has to say? just a question

It can be proven that there was a man named Jesus who lived in that time who was crucified. It is my faith that determines he was the son of God and represents everything the Christian faith is based on. I did not mean to start a religous argument over this, but I personally tend to be mroe liberal on religous views. I have a decent background in it (Catholic schoools for most of my education) and have read many books on the subject.

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

if a girl gets pregnant and the dude tells you that he got her pregnant just tell him "next time **** her in the *** then *** in her ***"

You cant always do that....what if she has an *** baby

*** baby

When a couple is having anal ***, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the ******, impregnating the woman.

The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful *** baby, Clifton.

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

$300 a month in child support... somebody is getting off easy..
$1078 a month here...

irresponsible fuq's..

- T

Twas just for srguments sake. Ouch on the $1078 though.

 

[OldManTod 10+ year member]

how many kids do you have, or you just make tons of money which i dont have, i dont even pay $300 a month, but i get audited next year so we will see what it goes up to next year if it does

That's for one baby... me=90k a year her=40k a year...

They plug those numbers into a chart provided by the state of ohio, assign some percentages to them and out pops your support obligation....

I won't jump on the wagon about abortion (I am against it), but then again, at the age I was when this happened to me (19) I am not certain I would have been against it at that point.

Good Luck with whatever you do, some of us just cowboy up and take it like a man for 18 years, others have opportunities for things to turn out a little different (not being condescending, like I said, I am not sure which way I would have went when I was younger).

The real kick in the gnads is that no matter what you want to do, you have absolutely no choice whatsoever in the decision, the best you can do is take her decision like a man and deal with it...

I can tell you this much, I have 3 years, 8 months and 7 days worth of child support payments left //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.

- T

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

... I've come to the conclusion that I officially don't care about gay marraige. if gays want to get married, great. Just don't bother me.
yes, some hardcore christians are morons. most are not.

and if you knew the history of the bible, you would be very surprised. You can pretty much take everything that you've learned in the movies and from ignorant "historians" and throw it out the window.

If you would like, I could PM you plenty of reasons why the Bible is correct.

and most christians throw history out the window period. Hate to tell you but the King James bible was a re written work by the order of King James because he didnt agree with the original bible which was not written when these things "happened" anyways //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I know if im writting a story Im gonna embelish to captvate an audiance too. Now think how it is written 4 5 or 6th hand //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

and I sitll say bring the abortion to the FLA meet and we will BBQ it.