I wish I was Queer

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Yeah me and my roommate got tired of throwing parties and having to buy kegs just for the guys to be happy (like we give a fvck about them). So we stopped buying kegs alltogether and just dropped $200 in for ingredients for the trashcan punch. It consisted of Diesel, Hawaiian punch, Ice, and some various fruit pieces cut up in it. It was a total hit with the women, and really thats all that matters anyways //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I also had a ton of blacklights, and these girls would come to every party and under the blacklight in my kitchen they would paint drawings over the entire room with Palmolive. It reacts to blacklight and is a cinch to clean up obviously.

Rednecks would show up to the party uninvited and say "where is the beer?!?" and we'd be like - ummm, we dont do beer (and acted kinda snobby) so they always left.

Good riddence. more w0menz fo' us!

 

[Speedbump3]

Didn't feel like reading through 7 pages. Who really cares?

I didn't ask for anyone to care, nor did I ask for your uninformed consultation dipshit.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I care

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

I care
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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

speedbump the bully

 

[Speedbump3]

I care Thanks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

speedbump the bully

I changed my title today in light of this new discovery.

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

Try DNP

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But on a more serious note...veggies have plenty of carbs and should be enough to keep you energized through the day.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

[slick Pulla:]

Hood Dream Your Boy Slick P

Clean Muscle Car Brand New With The Big Feet

Blowin My Smoke' Pourin Up The Fo'

You Could Tell By The Gear That The Kid Get Dough

62's Jumpin We Call Em Mangos

Got Em Goin For The 12 Yeah We Got Em For TheLow

2 Cell Phones My Nextel Metro

Keep My Spot Bunkin

Open Like The 24

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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

V8 juice is thick.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i never heard the whitegirl remix.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

ya gotta love a rapper who's main focus is talking about cocaine sales in every song.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

or bricks by the pound.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

ya gotta love a rapper who's main focus is talking about cocaine sales in every song.

One trick pony ftw?

 

[Speedbump3]

V8 juice is thick.

Like my cack.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

happy b-day to the king of pop, he turned 50.