I was talking with my wife

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

my ex girlfriend kept telling me how good she could **** a dick but it never happened.

The entire 9-12 times she tried it was horrible.

Out of all the woman I ever ****ed around with and the gf's there was 1 that stood out

she could **** a golf ball through a garden hose,

and take more then 9 inches in the mouth.

Almost wanted to date her just cuz *** with her was pretty **** skippy. plus she was always horny

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

To many lies in this thread now.

 

[da box king 10+ year member]

my ex girlfriend kept telling me how good she could **** a dick but it never happened.
The entire 9-12 times she tried it was horrible.

Out of all the woman I ever ****ed around with and the gf's there was 1 that stood out

she could **** a golf ball through a garden hose,

and take more then 9 inches in the mouth.

Almost wanted to date her just cuz *** with her was pretty **** skippy. plus she was always horny

pretty sure I was with that same girl last night....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif

def. wouldn't be datin material tho

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Big Bob says: Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! Yous the ones that're gay for ******* my dick! In fact, it creeps me out just being around you fags! Alright, get down on your knees and open your mouths.

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

pretty sure I was with that same girl last night....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif
def. wouldn't be datin material tho

a quater of the women I just **** are great.

The entire amount I just date are ****nig worthless.

They:

Never wanna have ***

always tired

bish a lot

can't give good head

half don't wanna try anal

 

[Toyota Thundra 10+ year member]

i love ****! and have alot of subsciptions! i know my **** and shit! (another way i get to pic up chicks)

I think you may have wakked so much you may be shooting out brain cells.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif LOL

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I think you may have wakked so much you may be shooting out brain cells.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif LOL

lol.

Not a big fan of anal. Teh gf is willing "for me". I am not that interested. More interested that she is down to do it.

 

[da box king 10+ year member]

a quater of the women I just **** are great.The entire amount I just date are ****nig worthless.

They:

Never wanna have ***

always tired

bish a lot

can't give good head

half don't wanna try anal

x2...

they put out at first to reel ya in...but soon after

its bishing, and its seems like you need to give them a donut or somethin to make to get them to do anythin

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

what?

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

X2 you are in my club!

Our club sucks bro.

I wish I met a bish (woman) who could:

know when to shut up

wouldn't bish about everything

would not include the word "like" in every sentence

stay horny, daily

could **** a dick (deepthroat) and do anal

could have intelectual conversations

know how to cook me a dam meal

like my audio/ speed hobby

liked to wear skirts

 

[da box king 10+ year member]

Our club sucks bro.
I wish I met a ***** (woman) who could:

know when to shut up

wouldn't ***** about everything

would not include the word "like" in every sentence

stay horny, daily

could **** a dick (deepthroat) and do anal

could have intelectual conversations

know how to cook me a dam meal

like my audio/ speed hobby

liked to wear skirts

well I got about 1/2 of that workin now, so I must be doin decent

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

well I got about 1/2 of that workin now, so I must be doin decent

half is all i ever seem to get too

This ish sux

like ma boi joi sais

You're talking to me about other stuff, why?

I'd much rather see your *******.....

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

i jst wrote a blog on my space that is called myspace app . it sounds like we want the same girl . if i find her ill let you pound her1 ill take over after you get tired!

This sounds like an excelent plan, I will keep you updated too.

I do have high doubt in thsi happening however but I'll keep my nuts crossed

 

[da box king 10+ year member]

half is all i ever seem to get too
This ish sux

like ma boi joi sais

You're talking to me about other stuff, why?

I'd much rather see your *******.....

hahaha...for sure mang

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

i jst wrote a blog on my space that is called myspace app . it sounds like we want the same girl . if i find her ill let you pound her1 ill take over after you get tired!

i'ma try to add you on myspace.

but I need your email or last name