i need advice.

[04_edge 10+ year member]

im wondering what you guys would do...

ok so for new years eve i was planning on going to my best freinds house, he lives with his GF and her parents and they are like family to me...well i found out tonight that my ex gf and her bf, who i was once good freinds with is going to be there, and i HATE both of them now.

my question is would you go and just **** it up, or would you just stay away and sit at home knowing that your going to be drunk and around people you hate?

and yes i know this isnt a fvcking pshycologist or w/e, but i dont know what to do..

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

**** her. smash his head with a bat. **** her again. i see no other alternative.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

dont forget to pee in her butt

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

dont forget to pee in her butt

i fail. you're right. you can't **** someone without peeing in their butt. do everything i suggested + peeing in her butt.

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

sweet, this is just what i needed.

do you suggest an aluminum or wood bat for the beating, also where can i hide the body, and what do i clean the blood up with?

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

sweet, this is just what i needed.
do you suggest an aluminum or wood bat for the beating, also where can i hide the body, and what do i clean the blood up with?

Id say your choice on the bat. As for the body and blood....God question, just be smart.

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

I would go and try to have a good time....Maybe act like it doesnt bother me...

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

lolz

for real though, i dont know what to do //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

sweet, this is just what i needed.
do you suggest an aluminum or wood bat for the beating, also where can i hide the body, and what do i clean the blood up with?

rookie. you can't use aluminum. this is the big leagues. kill him in her car and hide the body in her trunk. after raping and peeing in her butt, buy a plane ticket to brazil in her name with her debit card and dispose of her body in the nearest body of water.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

I would stay home. **** all that situation. And atleast you dont risk gettin a dui

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

umm buy some airsoft bb's and party poppers and then open like 5 or 6 and take the paper out and put bb's in and then hide like 5 or 6 in your pocket then when it is 12:00am shoot them with it and then blend in to the crowd.

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

I would stay home. **** all that situation. And atleast you dont risk gettin a dui

i dont drive after i drink under any situation.

ive been kicked out of ppl's house before and i just went to my truck and went to sleep....

 

[slick rick 10+ year member]

don't go unless you bring a broad with you...otherwise you will be miserable.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

or maybe you could go over and pull a double anal on her

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

it ****ing sucks.

like i almost feel like my family has turned their back on me with letting her come out there.

they know how i feel about her and her bf, and they already knew i was supposed to come out there.