I had a bad ****** episode last night

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

should be titled i had a lack of *** episode last night
he could use that every day for the rest of his life

or he could've titled it ****** perfection and then we find out later in the thread he stuck it in the wrong hole.

 

[AVSTANG02]

Ok ls1pimp you have the lamest stories on the block.

Before she fell asleep did you guys kiss/fool around at all?

What happened the next morning? Did you go for breakfast with her or anything?

You really shoulda asked the girl for her number and made it your own effort to get her to come over the next day. she obviously digs you.

You really dropped the ball on this one.

**** dude...

Funny story.. i get back from vacation 18 hour flight.. my exgf calls me up right when i get home (havent talked to her in months) i think nice imma score on my first day back in town.. so I meet up with her at a bar she's wasted.. we get back to my place and she complains about being tired.. so im like ****.. no action for me.. So we go to bed and sleep together..

I find out the ***** snores now.. she never snored before but now she snores LOUD!.. I was so pissed off and unable to sleep that I just spanked it right next to her in a bitter rage. My first night home in my comfortable bed and I couldnt fall asleep.. i was so angry..

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

can i say issues??? and whats up w/ people not having any respect for women these days?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

can i say issues??? and whats up w/ people not having any respect for women these days?

what happen to women having repect for themselves? i mean the chic goes to a strangers house and is already slobering over some dude that can't even install car audio and gets drunk and high and passes out. i'm not saying you go bone her while she's passed out, but she shouldn't take that risk and put herself in that situation.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

what happen to women having repect for themselves? i mean the chic goes to a strangers house and is already slobering over some dude that can't even install car audio...

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[ls1pimp 10+ year member]

Well she is probably gonna stop by tonite at some point, my roommate's girlfriend says the girl likes me, so hopefully good stuff will occur tonite. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[ls1pimp 10+ year member]

Ok ls1pimp you have the lamest stories on the block.
Before she fell asleep did you guys kiss/fool around at all?

What happened the next morning? Did you go for breakfast with her or anything?

You really shoulda asked the girl for her number and made it your own effort to get her to come over the next day. she obviously digs you.

You really dropped the ball on this one.

**** dude...

Funny story.. i get back from vacation 18 hour flight.. my exgf calls me up right when i get home (havent talked to her in months) i think nice imma score on my first day back in town.. so I meet up with her at a bar she's wasted.. we get back to my place and she complains about being tired.. so im like ****.. no action for me.. So we go to bed and sleep together..

I find out the ***** snores now.. she never snored before but now she snores LOUD!.. I was so pissed off and unable to sleep that I just spanked it right next to her in a bitter rage. My first night home in my comfortable bed and I couldnt fall asleep.. i was so angry..

yeah we kissed before, then she pulled away and passed out.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Well she is probably gonna stop by tonite at some point, my roommate's girlfriend says the girl likes me, so hopefully good stuff will occur tonite. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

got your condoms ready? you don't want to get crabs, or even worse reproduce. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

yeah we kissed before, then she pulled away and passed out.

how long were you making out? are you sure you just didn't **** the air out of her lungs and she passed out due to a lack of oxygen?

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

got your condoms ready? you don't want to get crabs, or even worse reproduce. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

omg there would be refurbs everywhere, they'd destory everything new //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[ls1pimp 10+ year member]

got your condoms ready? you don't want to get crabs, or even worse reproduce. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

yeah i do. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Her friend told me she probably won't have *** though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[ls1pimp 10+ year member]

how long were you making out? are you sure you just didn't **** the air out of her lungs and she passed out due to a lack of oxygen?

1 minute maybe? :dunno: and i don't think i suffocated her, i know how to kiss people. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

yeah i do. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Her friend told me she probably won't have *** though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

OWNED //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[ls1pimp 10+ year member]

OWNED //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

well a little head wouldn't hurt me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

yeah i do. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Her friend told me she probably won't have *** though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

what the hell? you call yourself a pimp?