I had a bad ****** episode last night

[sounds_blazer]

im just agree..your hand doesnt count..hahaha jk..but seriously why didnt you throw the **** out??your a pimp?? THE 1ST pimp at that! and your gonna let a ***** knock out on your bed without putting out?? AND??!~?!~ you sleep on the futon?? You shouldve thrown the stupid **** out or at least throw her useless *** on the futon.....

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

im just agree..your hand doesnt count..hahaha jk..but seriously why didnt you throw the **** out??your a pimp?? THE 1ST pimp at that! and your gonna let a ***** knock out on your bed without putting out?? AND??!~?!~ you sleep on the futon?? You shouldve thrown the stupid **** out or at least throw her useless *** on the futon.....

you sir......are a moron.....

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[chinny 5,000+ posts]

be mature now kids

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

that would be far too easy

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

I passed out on a girl while having *** once, I didn't even remember being with her. She told me I kept mumbling about Taco Bell, lol.
on the flip side

I have also woken up on the floor passed out on a burrito from taco bell...isn't it ironic..don't you think:crazy:

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no more taco bell for you!

 

[Tirefryr 10+ year member]

CA.com. . . . . . //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

ya notice how he keeps saying she's a freshman..... he never said it wasnt a high school freshman //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

nope never been in a situation like that......i believe in having meaningful relationships .......i dont sleep w/ some random chick that happens to be in my house.....but i guess im old fashioned

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[Ape 10+ year member]

Originally Posted by ls1pimpAll you guys hating are probably the people that have never been in a situation like this with a girl haha

Ahh my friend, I slept in my car with 2 passed out girls.. 2!

 

[ls1pimp 10+ year member]

what? you don't believe him? it's ls1pimp for crying out loud! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

girl is 18. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif College freshman, Im a junior.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

dont know what your complaining about?....u did the right thing...want a cookie?

 

[Ape 10+ year member]

I would of just watched her sleep and masturbated on her.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

In order to have a bad ****** episode don't you have to atleast have ***?

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

You fvcking pvssy, no wonder you're a virgin. I wouldn't have *** with you even if you paid me a billion dollars, which you'll probably make with your awesome subwoofer company right?

dang grl u harsh! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

and yea you did the rite thing mr pimp.... you ARE a virgin arent you???

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

I would of just watched her sleep and masturbated on her.

now THAT is just a tad bit creepy.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

In order to have a bad ****** episode don't you have to atleast have ***?

well.....now that u mention it....yes....