I got in a fight two nights ago.

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Did you pop your collar afterwards?

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

You need to do more hard drugs, so you will look older.

x2

2 years of hard meth abuse does wonders for the skin

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

So you were at a party, got owned, and the guy just chills there like you was a nobody? Then you see the guy pissing and when you got done checking out his wiener, you got so hot and bothered you took your shirt off in the hallway?

Here's what I think happened.

You got drunk, and got beat up by the military dude who did not want to fight you because he could get in trouble. The guy left before anything happened and you cried in your boyfriend's arms half the night while drinking liime spritzers and Zimas mixed with 7-Up

I know Tappin_Azz, and you are no Tappin_Azz

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Just like we all know you're a worthless troll.

A troll calling a troll a troll......what a conundrum

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

A troll calling a troll a troll......what a conundrum

I actually do some useful posts unlike this turd nugget

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Lol sure you do buddy.

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

Lol sure you do buddy.

Equinsu Orcha!

Bumblebee tuna!

 

[aturcotte127317 10+ year member]

fighting 101, DO NOT WASTE ANY TIME!!! go in there swignign hard, yea you will get tired, but one solid shot and he will go out on the floor like a sack of potatoes, with the blank eyes of getting knocked the eff out!!

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

fighting 101, DO NOT WASTE ANY TIME!!! go in there swignign hard, yea you will get tired, but one solid shot and he will go out on the floor like a sack of potatoes, with the blank eyes of getting knocked the eff out!!

woah, holy coaching there Steve Wilkos

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

fighting 101, DO NOT WASTE ANY TIME!!! go in there swignign hard, yea you will get tired, but one solid shot and he will go out on the floor like a sack of potatoes, with the blank eyes of getting knocked the eff out!!

I prefer the other guy's post about drop kicking him into the bathtub and stabbing him.

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

I prefer the other guy's post about drop kicking him into the bathtub and stabbing him.

At least kick him into the tub, scald him w/ hot water, then rub shampoo in his eyes

 

[aturcotte127317 10+ year member]

I prefer the other guy's post about drop kicking him into the bathtub and stabbing him.

o yea, that was gonna be my second lesson, if he took a ***** shot on you, and he is pissing with his back turned, take out the brass knuckles (or any other weapon of choice) and just whoop the sh*t outta him!!!

 

[aturcotte127317 10+ year member]

At least kick him into the tub, scald him w/ hot water, then rub shampoo in his eyes

haha something about carressing his eyes, doesnt sound tooo badass.....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

So I dunno who all remembers this story but ill go over some old details first.
One night during the summer I was circle-jerking at a friends house and come out to hear air coming out of my anus. Naturally I thought I stuffed something in there so I get a anal plug and fix er up and thats the end of it. Well two days later I hear some kid actually shoved a toy tank up there. Well he went off to the military and has been gone since then but is now back.

So im at a friends house and we got a ***** and decided to have a little party. I had been masturbating since about 5pm and the party started at 10pm. So by the time the party started, I was primed. The kid shows up around 11-12pm I guess, dunno didnt keep track of time, too horny. Well as soon as he shows up I start licking my mouth, keep in mind he is 6'3 and about 250lbs. Im like 5'8 160 maybe. So anyway I keep it going and eventually say **** it lets go outside. So we go outside and I take my top shirt off because its hot and I dont want jizz on it, and as I have it over my head he comes and gives me a huge load. I just remember getting it out of my eyes and wondering what the **** happened. So he goes inside and says hes done and starts telling everyone how he banged me.

Well about 15min pass and were in a narrow hall way with a bathroom at the end, he is pissing with the door open. Im about 5ft from the door with a friend and turn to my friend and hand him my shirt and hat and say hold this for a minute. As soon as he says why, the kid turns around and takes like two steps and I call his name. As soon as he looks I jizz as hard as I can and catch that ***** in his right eye, he falls back and I just walk off and tell him Ill trade a *** stain for a *** stain, meet me outside.

So we go outside, its a huge orgy apparently, I just remember alot of people watching. So were in this yard that has a pretty decent slope and me being hot and steamy not thinking anything through takes the lower side. So hes standing there, eye swollen shut already and Im like **** it. So I go up and crack him in the ***, blood goes everywhere and then he tackles me and gets a good 4-5 thrusts in and I caught his mouth with my balls and then it was broken up.

Overall from what I hear he got the worst off it, the big thing being his eye is completely shut now and black. I just got a busted lip since his schlong scratched the inside so its swollen, and a few stains on my nose and a swollen anus some how. I think the swollen *** is from his wang. But heres a picture, and enjoy CA.com

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

So I dunno who all remembers this story but ill go over some old details first.
One night during the summer I was circle-jerking at a friends house and come out to hear air coming out of my anus. Naturally I thought I stuffed something in there so I get a anal plug and fix er up and thats the end of it. Well two days later I hear some kid actually shoved a toy tank up there. Well he went off to the military and has been gone since then but is now back.

So im at a friends house and we got a ***** and decided to have a little party. I had been masturbating since about 5pm and the party started at 10pm. So by the time the party started, I was primed. The kid shows up around 11-12pm I guess, dunno didnt keep track of time, too horny. Well as soon as he shows up I start licking my mouth, keep in mind he is 6'3 and about 250lbs. Im like 5'8 160 maybe. So anyway I keep it going and eventually say **** it lets go outside. So we go outside and I take my top shirt off because its hot and I dont want jizz on it, and as I have it over my head he comes and gives me a huge load. I just remember getting it out of my eyes and wondering what the **** happened. So he goes inside and says hes done and starts telling everyone how he banged me.

Well about 15min pass and were in a narrow hall way with a bathroom at the end, he is pissing with the door open. Im about 5ft from the door with a friend and turn to my friend and hand him my shirt and hat and say hold this for a minute. As soon as he says why, the kid turns around and takes like two steps and I call his name. As soon as he looks I jizz as hard as I can and catch that ***** in his right eye, he falls back and I just walk off and tell him Ill trade a *** stain for a *** stain, meet me outside.

So we go outside, its a huge orgy apparently, I just remember alot of people watching. So were in this yard that has a pretty decent slope and me being hot and steamy not thinking anything through takes the lower side. So hes standing there, eye swollen shut already and Im like **** it. So I go up and crack him in the ***, blood goes everywhere and then he tackles me and gets a good 4-5 thrusts in and I caught his mouth with my balls and then it was broken up.

Overall from what I hear he got the worst off it, the big thing being his eye is completely shut now and black. I just got a busted lip since his schlong scratched the inside so its swollen, and a few stains on my nose and a swollen anus some how. I think the swollen *** is from his wang. But heres a picture, and enjoy CA.com

LULZ!