I got in a fight two nights ago.

bmxbikes
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Fu ck.
So I dunno who all remembers this story but ill go over some old details first.

One night during the summer I was circle-jerking at a friends house and come out to hear air coming out of my anus. Naturally I thought I stuffed something in there so I get a anal plug and fix er up and thats the end of it. Well two days later I hear some kid actually shoved a toy tank up there. Well he went off to the military and has been gone since then but is now back.

So im at a friends house and we got a ***** and decided to have a little party. I had been masturbating since about 5pm and the party started at 10pm. So by the time the party started, I was primed. The kid shows up around 11-12pm I guess, dunno didnt keep track of time, too horny. Well as soon as he shows up I start licking my mouth, keep in mind he is 6'3 and about 250lbs. Im like 5'8 160 maybe. So anyway I keep it going and eventually say **** it lets go outside. So we go outside and I take my top shirt off because its hot and I dont want jizz on it, and as I have it over my head he comes and gives me a huge load. I just remember getting it out of my eyes and wondering what the **** happened. So he goes inside and says hes done and starts telling everyone how he banged me.

Well about 15min pass and were in a narrow hall way with a bathroom at the end, he is pissing with the door open. Im about 5ft from the door with a friend and turn to my friend and hand him my shirt and hat and say hold this for a minute. As soon as he says why, the kid turns around and takes like two steps and I call his name. As soon as he looks I jizz as hard as I can and catch that ***** in his right eye, he falls back and I just walk off and tell him Ill trade a *** stain for a *** stain, meet me outside.

So we go outside, its a huge orgy apparently, I just remember alot of people watching. So were in this yard that has a pretty decent slope and me being hot and steamy not thinking anything through takes the lower side. So hes standing there, eye swollen shut already and Im like **** it. So I go up and crack him in the ***, blood goes everywhere and then he tackles me and gets a good 4-5 thrusts in and I caught his mouth with my balls and then it was broken up.

Overall from what I hear he got the worst off it, the big thing being his eye is completely shut now and black. I just got a busted lip since his schlong scratched the inside so its swollen, and a few stains on my nose and a swollen anus some how. I think the swollen *** is from his wang. But heres a picture, and enjoy CA.com

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Yeah, because the way its forming. Its stretched to where my nose is, so Im guessing that since I got hit in the nose the black eye came. I know I didnt get hit in the eye.

 
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BAMF right here.

you shouldn't have started more shit:fyi:
I just dont give a shit. Honestly, somewhere along my first semester of college I just stopped caring about trying to please people and decided to do what I want.

 
Why would you give him the chance to take a cheap shot like that?

I would have been on his *** like white on rice as soon as he stepped outside

 
Why would you give him the chance to take a cheap shot like that?
I would have been on his *** like white on rice as soon as he stepped outside
I didnt want blood on my shirt and I didnt think that someone with such a clear advantage would take that shot.

 
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