I got drunk and ****ed a chick in the ***

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

2 32oz Great Whites, 1 King Cobra, some Rossi, 2 keystones, and 5 shots=*** ****

The chick literally ran outside the house afterwards.

Just thought I'd share.

I imagine her next poop helllllllla sucked.

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[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

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Hahahah nice...

 

[Skatin Houston 10+ year member]

You have to show them little ****s whos boss lol......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

You have to show them little ****s whos boss lol......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

I was so drunk I didn't know I was ****ing her in the ***.

I just started hittin it from behind, and then was gonna (I think?) put my thumb in her *** for one of those "get a grip" type things, and then I realized....whoa, I'm in her butthole, this feels kinda cool...

It was sweet.

best part was, this chick randomly called me after like 3 months of nothing. Last time we talked we ****ed, so I guess I won't be getting a call after this one.

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

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[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

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Uggh dude, the chick wasn't exactly something to brag about.

I'll put it this way...the only times I've ever ****ed her, was when I was WAAAAAAY too drunk to know what I was doing.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

.....atleast u didnt get shortended

 

[steveyblack 10+ year member]

ahah nice, nice...lmao

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

.....atleast u didnt get shortended

My new nickname is Downtown Brown (also a beer I love, made by Lost Coast Brewery in Humboldt county...makers of Great White)

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

ahahahahahahah

I still need pics of this said ugly chick

 

[hazardous0388 10+ year member]

ya i still wanna see if this ***** was worth more then a second run...

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

ftw

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

I was so drunk I didn't know I was ****ing her in the ***.
I just started hittin it from behind, and then was gonna (I think?) put my thumb in her *** for one of those "get a grip" type things, and then I realized....whoa, I'm in her butthole, this feels kinda cool...

It was sweet.

best part was, this chick randomly called me after like 3 months of nothing. Last time we talked we ****ed, so I guess I won't be getting a call after this one.

if you were able to get it in her butt without lube, and without her realizing it, then you had one of two (or both) things working for you... either she has a loose butthole (AKA - whorish), or you got an amazingly thing penis.

butt *** ftw though. sometimes.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

lol this makes me think of Bad Santa when Billy Bob was assbanging the plus sized worker in the dressing room.

Did you pull out and tell her she wasn't going to shit right for a week?

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

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