I am looking for an account sitter

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I just don't have time to be serious on the internets right now.

I am looking for someone to sit my accounts and post for me so I don't lose E-cred during my stints of inactivity. Applicant must maintain my account here and on CA.

Duties will include but not be limited to.

• My PPD average, know it, love it, and live it.
  
• Engage threads you may or may not know something about with hostile postures.
  
• Pick out those with thin skin or sensitive new age personalities and ride them.
  
• Complete any and all tasks mandated by Spider Monkey or WSW.
  
• Keep hoss company and right him when he passes out face down in the pool.
  
• Be a general pain in everyone's ***.
  

Please type responses to the following and email as an attachment to quick.strikes@gmail.com

Must be double spaced and saved as .docx

name:

age:

weight:

race:

• list of all known vulgarities and compound vulgarities.
   
  
• list all topics you know you are an expert of.
   
  
• define serious.
   
  
• define crossforumicating.
   
  
• list all forums you have experience with.
   
  
• do you have a wii?
   
  
• have you added your name to the CT wii list along with necessary friend codes?
   
  
• how many word can you type per minute?
   
  
• would you have *** with Brad Pitt?
  

Click to read more...

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

compensation?

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

why the repost numb nuts?

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

You know I would do anything for you.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

why the repost numb nuts?

Show me the original, dipshit.

 

[DB-Audio 10+ year member]

lol gm lol, will there be payments?

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Here you go *** drinker:

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431680

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

You bitches talking comp and pay should be shot. This is a fucking honor!

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431680 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I specifically left it, but if you're saying I can delete your threads too with abandon, I can do that too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DB-Audio 10+ year member]

hey man nothing is free these days

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431680 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
I specifically left it, but if you're saying I can delete your threads too with abandon, I can do that too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

LOL, I actually expected nothing less tbh.

My assumption backfired on me this time and I hate to do this, but this round goes to you for once Bose.

Now delete this thread before word gets out.

Feel free JimJ to delete anything you feel with reckless abandon. It's easier for everyone that way.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I saw what you did there.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

if i take a picture of my nuts would you like a copy?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

if i take a picture of my nuts would you like a copy?

At least 3 copies. I will make a quick mess of the first 2.

 

[halfwaytohell 10+ year member]

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