How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

I am a practicing Jew. I'm sure I have already made my reservations in Hell.

Well momma always said practice makes perfect.

By the way, what is it with retarded bible thumpers trying to use bible quotes as evidence supporting the bible? I really wish I could get away with citing myself in all my papers for school.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

You have the choice to choose Jesus or not, but you must live with the consequences.

These threats only mean anything if you believe in the Bible, which would have saved you already. I think it's a load of bullshit, so all the quotes, prayers, and threats of eternal ****ation mean nothing to me. Especially since your arguments would make no sense even if I did believe in them.

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

I prey to optimus prime better chance that mofo is real

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

I prey to optimus prime better chance that mofo is real

They did build most of Megatron for the movie

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

Heaven, heaven is a place where nothing ever happens

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

OP is going to hell.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Basically,

If you are born into a culture where the bible is not accessible, you're going to hell.

If you are blind, deaf, and cannot communicate, you are going to hell.

If you say this prayer with even the slightest hint of a tone, god thinks you're playing him and rejects that shit. You are going to hell.

If you have not read this thread and thus do not know the contained post is the divine key to heaven, guess what....

You're going to hell.

and so on...

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Basically, If you are born into a culture where the bible is not accessible, you're going to hell.

If you are blind, deaf, and cannot communicate, you are going to hell.

If you say this prayer with even the slightest hint of a tone, god thinks you're playing him and rejects that shit. You are going to hell.

If you have not read this thread and thus do not know the contained post is the divine key to heaven, guess what....

You're going to hell.

and so on...

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif I just don't understand how people can believe in a religion that would send 85-90% of the world population to hell, and yet claims to have a merciful god.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

He was merciful enough to send His Son to come die for you. He didn't have to do that. He wanted to. He has His hand out for you to help you. All you have to do is accept His help by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

No, he was an arrogant ******* with horrible foresight. He's a reckless ego maniac. And you, you are a hypocrite. If jesus came back today you'd be the first to pin him back up, call him an impostor.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Since He is the King of the universe and the creator of it, He has every right to demand that we serve Him. If you don't want to serve Him, what makes you think He is gonna share the good things with you? He owns it all, therefore you won't have any part of the good things. Next you called me a hipocrite, I would challenge you to tell me why. Third, Jesus isn't an imposter, He is the real deal.

 

[netzero 10+ year member]

A lot of people don't want to take the time to read the Bible and think about it. If you do, It can actually makes some sense...

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Don't you know, everyone goes to heaven...

 

[perfecxionX 10+ year member]

Since He is the King of the universe and the creator of it, He has every right to demand that we serve Him. If you don't want to serve Him, what makes you think He is gonna share the good things with you? He owns it all, therefore you won't have any part of the good things. Next you called me a hipocrite, I would challenge you to tell me why. Third, Jesus isn't an imposter, He is the real deal.

you cant just declare something and expect anyone to think its true.

you must supply reasonable evidence. what are we as rational beings if we place our beliefs in the hands of anything other than reason and evidence?

nice sig btw //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

the bible is an astrotheological literary hybrid devised to manipulate societies, gain social control, and also economic control.