How many of you suffer from premature ejaculation?

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

I can't even get it in long enough to worry about pulling it out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

LMFAO

 

[stillfly45 10+ year member]

For any of you who don't know where I'm coming from, check this out:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-j-in-my-pants/866262/?dst=nbc%7Cwidget%7CNBC%2520Video&__source=nbc%7Cwidget%7CNBC%2520Video

i open a window a breeze came in and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

i took some white cross before laying this mexican girl in high school, and blew load within 5-10 minutes. i had wanted to get at her the whole year, and when i finally did, the speed made it last much shorter. ended up having to yodel in her valley for 45 minutes, while waiting to get back into 1st gear. speed affects me opposite for some reason.

did "the valley" smell like a chicken taco?

hopefully there was no red salsa on that taco.

after my first time (30 minutes) im kinda like traveling across state it takes. you know what i mean it takes at least an hour and a half to get across the shortest one.

longest took 10 hours for me to go. the ***** went 14 times and i went once. i was like this is bullshit.

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Most people put just kidding down here.....well im not kidding.

 

[swx1042 10+ year member]

lmao

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

Two minutes is all it takes because I'm so intense...

 

[skinnymofo 10+ year member]

it doesnt matter cause if you got a good chick you can try again after reset.

although the longer the interval (days) between wacking and ****in will dramtically change the amount of time it takes. at least in my experience.

Two days of constant teasing and no where to go release the beast can lead to a short amount of humping :/

 

[gangstajpimpin 10+ year member]

have a spare condom in your hand... soon as you jizz pull out and yell "****in condom broke" and switch it...haha ... keep on poundin

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

have a spare condom in your hand... soon as you jizz pull out and yell "****in condom broke" and switch it...haha ... keep on poundin

that works fine if im bangin different bishes everytime, but how many times will it work on the same girl?

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

have a spare condom in your hand... soon as you jizz pull out and yell "****in condom broke" and switch it...haha ... keep on poundin

yeah. you sound like someone who women swoon overwhy would you yell "fvckin condom broke!!!!". way to get her juices flowing machaveli:laugh:

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

yeah. you sound like someone who women swoon overwhy would you yell "fvckin condom broke!!!!". way to get her juices flowing machaveli:laugh:

you mean that doesn't work? I usually scream "UGH ugh ummm I just came" while penetrating them... they eat it up!

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

you mean that doesn't work? I usually scream "UGH ugh ummm I just came" while penetrating them... they eat it up!

i usually slap them in the face with my nut sack, then whipe my brown eye on her ankle.......get's them every time.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif