how do you talk to a girl

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

ive always had success mentioning that i am a giant black dude with and equally giant and equally black penis

Liez!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

ive always had success mentioning that i am a giant black dude with and equally giant and equally black penis

Well, you've got me convinced. Where are you at in Charlotte?

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

next to the airpizzort

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

ive always had success mentioning that i am a giant black dude with and equally giant and equally black penis

Did it work on your wife?

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

i support this man and everything he says.
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[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

ive always had success mentioning that i am a giant black dude with and equally giant and equally black penis

I tried that, but being white I was destined to fail.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

Did it work on your wife?

ask my unborn son

 

[quest51210 10+ year member]

I said yeah, I do all the cleaning, washing and paying the mortgage as well. She was hooked. Too bad it was mostly a lie which she also thought was cute cause she read me like a book, lol!

dead beat...you cant even pay your own bills now

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Things have changed in the last 9 years. Girls are mostly s luts now.

Just pull your d.ick out and point at it and say "I didn't pull it out to breath baby"

Right before the first time me and my now wife had ***, I said "you wanna play the take off clothes game" ROFL

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[RipDaJacka]

when i talk to a gurl i usually go this appraoch

Hey yo, bish when ya gonna let me rattle dem pantiez.. f0r realz shawty imma make dat world spinn and dem drawz wet den a mofuccah... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I always talk about something cool, like structured finance.

 

[SilverSquared 10+ year member]

It's all in the charm. It cant be taught, it cant be bought. You wont inherit it, and you cant copy it. If you dont have it, you cant use it. Sweet nothings go a very VERY long way. I'm a fat porker, and the sad, SAD thing is...I am engaged, and I can strike a new relationship within days.

Why? The charm. Honesty, sweet nothings, and be open. Gets you farther than AmTrak...

If you go to her and ATTEMPT to tell her something nice.....have no fear, you WILL FAIL....but, it will be to your advantage. She's gonna remember....you tried to talk to her, and goofed, but thats a sure hook for her. When you goof trying to talk, she's gonna know ur a really sweet guy and really intrested in talking, and blah, blah, blah.

If you got something she's intrested in, lookin at ur eyes, hearing your voice, the possibility of being pampered.....she may buy into you. If not, give it a week, then talk to her again. Tell her, STRAIGHT FORWARD....you wanna take her out on a date.

You lost before. So, whats there to lose now?

 

[casper97ta 10+ year member]

You gotta make sure your pimp hand is strong, then just reach back and cold clock that Bitch across the mouth.

She'll be putty in your hands after that.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

You gotta make sure your pimp hand is strong, then just reach back and cold clock that Bitch across the mouth.
She'll be putty in your hands after that.

remember, as u raise ur hand say "*****, wat goes up, must come down"

 

[bigdisney 10+ year member]

lol, say "aye bet u wont do me a favor will u" an den she gone be like what? den say " bet u wont help me do some workouts" or some shit like that an if she say no then be like "***** ill kill u" ha