how do you talk to a girl

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Bald and talks funny?

sometimes.


rD

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

sometimes.
rD

I may be bald, more so then Dr.Phil (shaved). In no way do I sound like him though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

show her new workouts...

show her how to do pelvik thrust's.... and every rep say BAM, BAM, BAM...

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

usaully just yell HEY! then point at your dickalso this works at the grocery store

HEY! HOE!

*throw can of spaghetti o's and hit her in the head*

Can I get your phone number?

oh my...

you could always club her on the head and drag her back to your cave. seemed to have worked back then.

drag her by the hair.. if you do so buy the feet there will be a slim chance you might get some dirt and rocks in the coooch.... no good.

Heres what you do. Step by step.
1. Walk up behind her and start beat boxing a beat. Preferably a trance beat.

2. Start grinding up on her even if youve never talked to her.

3. Keep grinding the Trance music will get her into it.

4. Slide your right hand onto the side of her thigh. Leave it there for a few moments.*

5. Slide your right hand from her thigh to her *****. *

6. With your middle finger gently caress her love flower.*

7. Keep grinding and caressing for a few moments.*

8. Move in your head and kiss her neck.*

9. Keep doing it and get her in the mood.*

10. With your left hand pull out your dick.

11. Start rubbing it between her cheeks.*

12. Stick it in her ***.*

13.

14. Profit.

* - You must still beat boxing and caressing.

toooo ****infunny. i can just picture that shit happining.. hahah and the hedlines in the news and her discription of what happend to her.... LOL

 

[dleccord 5,000+ posts]

i would do this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2oWCMbo-CyA

 

[CJL 10+ year member]

alot of good advice in this thread!!!1!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

being confedent and funny.. has allways worked for me.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

alot of good advice in this thread!!!1!

Yeah using this advice he should easily get into her pants....

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

yes fella's give the OP a pat on the back.. with all this great advise.. he will be dippin in the pudding in noooo time flat! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Around here you just drive $50,000+ rides flash guns and lots of cash...you have plenty of bit(h's and hoes that will come up and talk to you...i have no probs with dates....and meeting new girls...

 

[vasilios 10+ year member]

Around here you just drive $50,000+ rides flash guns and lots of cash...you have plenty of bit(h's and hoes that will come up and talk to you...i have no probs with dates....and meeting new girls...

This is pretty much universal //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

yeah i hate gold diggers....but they are fun to play with....

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Around here you just drive $50,000+ rides flash guns and lots of cash...you have plenty of bit(h's and hoes that will come up and talk to you...i have no probs with dates....and meeting new girls...

Katrina swamp prostitutes FTL

 

[bigollie006 10+ year member]

ask her questions to see what kind of guy she wants, then pretend to be that guy for a while til you get some poon then leave her alone

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

I shouldn't even need to say it.

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