how do you talk to a girl

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

WTF? If that bish aint talkin to you by now then you just aint worth it son. Bishes talk to me while drift //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

my suggestion would be to walk up to her and say hi. then try to start a conversation with her..

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

my suggestion would be to walk up to her and say hi. then try to start a conversation with her..

That's just silly talk right there.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

tell her you do c0ck push-ups....that always works, or my second favorite the classic......i have a pee pee

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

usaully just yell HEY! then point at your dick

also this works at the grocery store

HEY! HOE!

*throw can of spaghetti o's and hit her in the head*

Can I get your phone number?

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

WTF? If that bish aint talkin to you by now then you just aint worth it son. Bishes talk to me while drift //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Wha'ts with all the drifitng refernces? Eh nvm your from Tampa explains it all.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

you gotta find the first thing in common and run with it... also in how you present youreself

 

[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

theres always the classic line "nice shoes. Wanna fuk?

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

you could always club her on the head and drag her back to your cave. seemed to have worked back then.

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

Ok, this is simple.

1st, you check your pant and make sure your balls are still there. If not, go to your X and get them back. Make sure you dont forget your backbone, you'll need that as well //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

At that point, you can proceed with other women.

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

Ok, this is simple.
1st, you check your pant and make sure your balls are still there. If not, go to your X and get them back. Make sure you dont forget your backbone, you'll need that as well //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

At that point, you can proceed with other women.

i lold

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Ok, this is simple.
1st, you check your pant and make sure your balls are still there. If not, go to your X and get them back. Make sure you dont forget your backbone, you'll need that as well //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

At that point, you can proceed with other women.

Solid advice. You are like Dr. Phil and stuff.

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

slap her.