Holy Shit!!! I won teh lottery!!!!!!111

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Perfect! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I can't wait to hear the response..

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

lol at OJ Simpson...

 

[Tragic00 10+ year member]

Anything else I should say before I send?

ROFL, that is EPIC! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/phatyo.gif.0c0e21b4fcf7bc51bc9a8375a5ca4d49.gif

 

[Fear Of Theive 10+ year member]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jWtHz0k0ExQ

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

We're gonna need updates on what he writes back to ya. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

You're so lucky!!!!

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

http://www.419eater.com/ that is some good reading on that site just about scamming the scammers. Check the trophy room for good pics

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

Give it to me, u already made millions from wrestling. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Randy, did you write that yourself? It was very well written

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

"...computerized E-mail selection machine..."

Boy, that machine sure sounds expensive. I wonder how they were able to afford that and still hand out prizes amounting to millions of dollars...

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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Randy, did you write that yourself? It was very well written

Yes, did it at work, too.

I can write pretty well, but I tend to get a little wordy. Had to take a Technical Writing course this semester, all of my projects were deemed "too wordy" by my professor //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I literally lol'd at your response. Excellent, and I expect to be updated.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

No response yet, but did receive another intriguing offer today:

FROM: DR. PAUL J. KOFI,

A FUND MANAGER OF INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK PLC.

ACCRA, GHANA.

DATE 13-05-2008

ATTN: SIR,

MY NAMES ARE. DR. PAUL J. KOFI, A FUND MANAGER OF INTERNATIONAL

COMMERCIAL BANK PLC.; OUR BANK IS ONE OF THE WORLD LARGEST FUNDS ASSISTS WITH

OVER 1.5 BILLION DOLLARS CAPITAL INVESTMENT FUNDS.

NEVERTHELESS, AS INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK BRANCH MANAGER, I HANDLE

ALL OUR INVESTORS DIRECT CAPITAL FUNDS AND SECRETLY EXTRACT 1.5%

EXCESS MAXIMUM RETURN CAPITAL PROFIT (EMRCP) PER ANNUL ON EACH OF INVESTOR'S

MAGELLAN CAPITAL FUNDS.

AS AN EXPERT, I HAVE MADE ABOUT 6.5 MILLION DOLLARS FROM THE INVESTOR'S

EMCRP AND HERE BY SEEKING FOR YOUR CONSENT TO STAND AS A DEPOSITOR TO

RECEIVE THE FUNDS FROM WHERE I DEPOSITED IT. ALL CONFIRM-ABLE

INFORMATION’S TO BACK UP THIS CLAIM WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE TO YOU PRIOR TO

YOUR ACCEPTANCE.

MEANWHILE, I HAVE WORKED OUT THE STRATEGIES AND TECHNICALITIES WHERE

THE FUNDS CAN BE CLAIMED FROM THE BANK EITHER THROUGH DEBIT CARD OR VISA

WITHOUT HITCHES.

I NEED YOU AS A PARTNER TO ASSIST ME IN THE TRANSFER OF $6.5; M USD FOR

FURTHER INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO.

(1) ASSIST ME IN THE TRANSFER OF THIS SUM TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

(2) ADVISE ON AREAS FOR POTENTIAL FUTURE INVESTMENT IN YOUR

COUNTRY.

(3) ASSIST ME IN CARRYING A FEASIBILITY STUDY BEFORE ACTUAL

INVESTMENT.

IF YOU DECIDE TO RENDER YOUR SERVICE TO ME IN THIS REGARD, YOU WILL BE

PAID 40% OF THE TOTAL FUNDS. 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES DURING THE PROCESS

OF TRANSACTION.

I CANNOT DO THIS, AS A RESULT OF MY POSITION AS A BRANCH FUND MANGER.

SHOULD IN CASE YOU ARE INTERESTED; PLEASE EMAIL ME YOUR DETAILS BELOW;

FULL NAME: ----------------------------------------------------------

ADDRESS; ------------------------------------------------------------

PHONE NUMBER: -------------------------------------------------------

AGE: ----------------------------------------------------------------

OCCUPATIONS: --------------------------------------------------------

BILLING ADDRESS: ----------------------------------------------------

REPLY BACK IF YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK WITH ME.

RESPECTFULLY,

DR. PAUL J. KOFI

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

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