pizza gut battle

dumple
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What's in your trunk?
I know this is pointless but its late who cares.

At school we had 3 main pizza places that would deliver food to us Dominoes, Papa Johns, and Foxes.

I always wanted to call all three and order like a small pizza and have them all show up at the same time, then tell them they had to battle to see which pizza i went with. I would provide forks and trash can lids.

Eh i just think it would be hilarious to see pizza guys battling to sell me a pizza

 
Chances are, they'd just look at you like "ooookkkk... you're a weirdo. gimme my money"
yea well could you imagine if something like that dominoes 4 for 4 deal commercial with the medieval shit happened and they all started fighting

(drunk

 
they wouldnt care, they would all want their money. if you want a brawl in your front yard, order some hookers(the hot ones), get your lawn all muddy and pay them to wrestle
lol i would pay the pizza guys to battle the hookers 3v3 pizza guys have to wear like 3 layers of shit and the hookers are nekkid

 
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