Holy Shit!!! I won teh lottery!!!!!!111

[Rookie_80 10+ year member]

good job
you probably never entered either

lol

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

YES!

had to name drop the mline.

awesome.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

I'm writing a wonderful email to the airplane fellow- here's what I have so far:

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[DaveT 10+ year member]

I'm writing a wonderful email to the airplane fellow- here's what I have so far:

ROFL I didn't know ben was a pilot.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

and winning No11)(28)(48)(34)(44)(34)

Your E-mail address attached to WinningNo11)(28)(48)(34)(44)(34),Consequently won you

this prize in the Third Group.

lol @ the sad faces.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Anything else I should say before I send?

Dear Alhaji Kabo Dan Hafiz,
You are in luck, good sir!

I am very much interested in your proposed partnership in the aircraft industry. Before I get into the details, let me tell you a little bit about myself.

My name is Franklin Stallone. When I was a young boy, it was always my dream to fly for the United States Air Force. However, a family tragedy would strike and put those plans on hold for the duration of my teenage years. You see, at the age of 14, my father was convicted of ****** assault on my little brother, Sylvester, myself, and our beloved pony, Mimzy. Our family was torn apart, and instead of entering into the U.S. Airforce like I had hoped to do, I instead turned to underground cockfighting. My life had become exhumed by illegal cockfighting, gambling, and an addiction to a deadly concoction of cat urine and beaver tranquilizers.

However, good fortune was on the horizon. Once I was released from prison for the sodomy of a group of Canadian Geese, I befriended a young pilot by the name of Benjamin Milne. Benjamin told me of wonderful stories of life in the open skies- from conquering Micronesia, to ****** rendezvous with *****-gendered Malaysian prostitutes. I then realized this was my true destiny- my lifelong calling.

Fast forward to today- I currently own and maintain over 25 Lego aircrafts, all in pristine condition. I have successfully owned and operated several businesses, in various markets. I would by extremely interested in your proposed business partnership, and I believe I can be a significant asset in your business endeavors.

Thank you for your time, and I hope to hear back from you soon.

Sincerely,

Franklin Orenthal Stallone

XOXOXOXO

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

i think that is hilarious. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

sigged.

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

Anything else I should say before I send?

Add in an I love you or too.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Anything else I should say before I send?

"Orenthal"? Where did you come up with that?! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Looks good, but you should add a model or description to your Lego fleet - makes it look more legit. Something like 'Medium body jets' or 'L-737' //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[jaredcroop 10+ year member]

Dear jackass,

congrats im gonna give you 9 million dollars for entering the snoofoo black hole lottery (dont try to google us for some odd reason you wont be able to =O) and also for your convenience il have my gf whos pam anderson deliver the check. but first you have to give me 245$ dollars so i can deliever it... DONT WORRY THIS IS NOT A SCAM

from scammy mc scam scam

1234 ****stick trail

snoo foo, ganja

p.o. box 1234

HEY GUESS WHAT I JUST WON 9 MILLION DOLLARS!!! YAY

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

"Orenthal"? Where did you come up with that?! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Looks good, but you should add a model or description to your Lego fleet - makes it look more legit. Something like 'Medium body jets' or 'L-737' //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Fast forward to today- I currently own and maintain over 25 Lego aircrafts, ranging from L-737's to B52's, to U2, all in pristine condition. I have successfully owned and operated several businesses, in various markets. I would by extremely interested in your proposed business partnership, and I believe I can be a significant asset in your business endeavors.

Better?

 

[SVTLightning01 10+ year member]

ask for some money.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Hmmm...

Instead of the butt-kissing at the end, suggest that the two of you should meet to discuss future plans. Tell him to arrange a first class plane ticket for you to travel there to go over the details.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Dear Alhaji Kabo Dan Hafiz,
You are in luck, good sir!

I am very much interested in your proposed partnership in the aircraft industry. Before I get into the details, let me tell you a little bit about myself.

My name is Franklin Stallone. When I was a young boy, it was always my dream to fly for the United States Air Force. However, a family tragedy would strike and put those plans on hold for the duration of my teenage years. You see, at the age of 14, my father was convicted of ****** assault on my little brother, Sylvester, myself, and our beloved pony, Mimzy. Our family was torn apart, and instead of entering into the U.S. Airforce like I had hoped to do, I instead turned to underground cockfighting. My life had become exhumed by illegal cockfighting, gambling, and an addiction to a deadly concoction of cat urine and beaver tranquilizers.

However, good fortune was on the horizon. Once I was released from prison for the sodomy of a group of Canadian Geese, I befriended a young pilot by the name of Benjamin Milne. Benjamin told me of wonderful stories of life in the open skies- from conquering Micronesia, to ****** rendezvous with *****-gendered Malaysian prostitutes. I then realized this was my true destiny- my lifelong calling.

Fast forward to today- I currently own and maintain over 25 Lego aircrafts, ranging from L-737's to B52's, to U2, all in pristine condition. I have successfully owned and operated several businesses, in various markets. I would by extremely interested in your proposed business partnership, and I believe I can be a significant asset in your business endeavors.

If you are genuine in your desires, Mr. Hafiz, then I would like to arrange a meeting to discuss our business plan. Please let me know if you would like to make arrangements.

Sincerely,

Franklin Orenthal Stallone

XOXOXOXO

--- Alhaji Hafiz wrote:

>

> Dear Sir/madam,

>

> I am looking for an expert abroad that will help in

> purchasing

> AIRCRAFTS and also run the airline company for me.

>

> I am contacting you because I do not have any idea

> in running an

> airline company and this will be my first airline

> company. If you are an

> expert in this field or know any expert that is

> interested I will

> be very grateful to hear from you sooner.

>

> Regards,

> Alhaji Kabo Dan Hafiz

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[dbman150 5,000+ posts]

i got a check in the mail the other day for almost 5000 dollars said i won it in some lottery and as soon as i sent 1500 back ill get the rest of my 40,000 dollars lol