Hit it and leave? Hmmm...

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

they used to but it was because they liked to b1tch. What was that one fat chick that tried to stir up sh1t a lot? It's been a while since I've read one of her brilliant posts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I wonder why womens don't post in this forum.

We get about 3 or 4 per year.

They don't last long though.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I wonder why womens don't post in this forum.

Too much sausage and leg humping chases them away.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

playa on the house.........if you dont bang her I will

 

[thatkidbob 10+ year member]

I still subscribe to the idea of caraudio.com written on the penis in sharpy, so when she asks wtf is caraudio.com, as she's slobbin away, you can tell her "its the best **** forum on the web and now your face is on it bitch!" And then take the pic, and obviously pull out really quick before she has a chance to clamp down. Hilarity will ensue, i'm sure of it! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

or he could write it on her forehead when she's slobbing... that would work pretty well too...

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

or he could write it on her forehead when she's slobbing... that would work pretty well too...

You ever try to write on a moving head?

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I can write on a moving head while I drift.

zing!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I can write on a moving head while I drift.

Sounds danger.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Sounds danger.

e-thug?

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

It may feel about the same, but the quality of up keep varies from girl to girl.

Ever been with a girl thats done kegel exercises for a while?

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[ReDemoN 10+ year member]

^^^^ Ewwww!!!!

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Most girls can squeeze teh penis. It is esp good just after orgasm

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Most girls can squeeze teh penis. It is esp good just after orgasm

this is true