Hit it and leave? Hmmm...

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

i dont know if this has been said or not but 5'11 and 160 really isnt that big a girl....i mean my friends girl is like 5'4 150 with huge ***** and she isnt really even that fat....if shes 5'11, 160 with huge ***** she probably has an athletic build and this dude doenst know how girl weight and guy weight are different....

if she is fat and 5'11 then shes probably more like 180-200

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

Most girls can squeeze teh penis. It is esp good just after orgasm

Not going to argue that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[thatkidbob 10+ year member]

You ever try to write on a moving head?

its tough, i'll give you that, but it definitely makes the resulting photographs funnier...
edit: especially if you put a toilet seat around her neck

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

its tough, i'll give you that, but it definitely makes the resulting photographs funnier...
edit: especially if you put a toilet seat around her neck

a vid would be in order in that case.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

epic thread

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Use a hashbrown bag as a condom and ketchup and the big mac special sauce for lube. Get pics and cover her nips with tomatoes or pickles.

use fry grease as lube...

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

use fry grease as lube...

butter microwaved for 8 min. works better //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Lubega 10+ year member]

Ever been with a girl thats done kegel exercises for a while?

Nah. But I wish...

 

[ArrizX 10+ year member]

decision been made?

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I am very e-thug.

writing that essay yet? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

butter microwaved for 8 min. works better //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

they dont have that at micky dees tho

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

shove a 10 peice up her cooch and see if a whole chicken pops out the next day

 

[MSimz 10+ year member]

Hit it. But make sure she brings you some free burgers.

Write ca.com on a fry and stick it in her azz. Good pic.

Unless her azzhole is hairy. Significantly less good pic.

Fry-***-dilo FTW.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

It would have to be a strong fry or a loose *******.