Hit it and leave? Hmmm...

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

What is her first name and a zip code around where her wal-mart is? I can get the CA Forensic Team going asap so we can hunt this bish down..

BTW: 160lbs = fat hoe.. not that I would not pork a fatty but you were trying to dance around the fact that she is fat.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

deerhunt1988 would be proud of you

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

What is her first name and a zip code around where her wal-mart is? I can get the CA Forensic Team going asap so we can hunt this bish down..
BTW: 160lbs = fat hoe.. not that I would not pork a fatty but you were trying to dance around the fact that she is fat.

LOL, she is really tall though, that was just a guess of how much she weighs. Like I said she has a FAT *** and big *******.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Are they large or fat? There is a difference.

If they lay to the side or touch when she is on her back, then it is too fat

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

I find it funny how sometimes fat girls wear a pushup bra to squish their big fat tittys in your face then they take it off and their nipples a pointing straight down like cow udders

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I find it funny how sometimes fat girls wear a pushup bra to squish their big fat tittys in your face then they take it off and their nipples a pointing straight down like cow udders

Or worse right and left like some kind of turn signals for the big azz that is about to make a turn //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Or worse right and left like some kind of turn signals for the big azz that is about to make a turn //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

lol

like the fold under into their armpits

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I find it funny how sometimes fat girls wear a pushup bra to squish their big fat tittys in your face then they take it off and their nipples a pointing straight down like cow udders

They all look like that if I girl is on her hands and knees. Even the ****s in ****.

 

[melnlovr911 10+ year member]

if shes thick hit it. If shes fat.......just dont eat it. hehe

 

[fwb_1234 10+ year member]

Good clarification.

No kidding.

We don't like penis. (Well, most of us, anyway.)

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

omfg how did I miss this epic thread. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

you could use sweet and sour sauce when you toss her salad

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

dude, so what if she is ugly just take a few shots let her **** your wang(you'll get more e-points if you do that while drifting) and call it a night. Can't be that bad.