Tested the amp with no plugs other than ground, power, and remote. And that was at the hood with 10' of power cable, 1' of ground and a 18 gauge as my remote. Still blew fuses, thus I've come to the conclusion:
My amp is faulty, though you couldn't have suggested that! No way. Next time you jump to conclusions about someones problems, (in the help/support forum) at least go through that tiny list in your big head about what the possibilities are.. other than human fault. I wired it just fine, thank you very much.