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[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Yep, voted. But it's the Dome, so I gotta say something stupid while I'm here.
I went to get fitted for a suit, and this old ass man, like truly 90 years old, was starting to measure me. I'm just standing there, doing nothing, and he pulls the pants leg and says, "No flex, zone. No flex, zone. You know better, you know better". Blew my fucking mind. And the only thing I could do was fart. I literally farted, and then laughed. Dude is on his knees, measuring my inseam, and I fart.

I hope you win!

Dude should know better than to say things that make you all confuzzed. I'd probably fart, too.

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Dude should know better than to say things that make you all confuzzed. I'd probably fart, too.

I have been running that shit into the ground for a week now. My wife is just about to divorce me. Every chance I get, I say that stupid stuff.

I walked into the living room and ask my Wife, "Will you go to Walmart for me?" And she asks why. And I say, "I can't go now." Then She gets pissy and asks why can't I go. "Cause it's a no flex zone, no flex zone, they know better, they know better."

After about a week of that, 10 times a day, I just about have her to agree to anything I want, just so I stop doing it.

Mufuckin Win.

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

i have been running that shit into the ground for a week now. My wife is just about to divorce me. Every chance i get, i say that stupid stuff.
I walked into the living room and ask my wife, "will you go to walmart for me?" and she asks why. And i say, "i can't go now." then she gets pissy and asks why can't i go. "cause it's a no flex zone, no flex zone, they know better, they know better."

after about a week of that, 10 times a day, i just about have her to agree to anything i want, just so i stop doing it.

Mufuckin win.

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Bump bump bump bump bump it up. We've got less than 5 hours remaining. Doing some head math, if Bryan doesn't count the Punjab accounts, it's going to be VERY close. I'd rather it not be VERY close. Can I get some more votes, please?

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Why is this spamtastic faggotry in the Dome??!!

Because I knew you'd see it. Now vote and stop being a whiny bitch.

 

[sbelew 10+ year member]

Just voted, number 484.

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Just voted, number 484.

Yussssssss

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Bump for the POWER HOUR! Get your votes in!

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Contest is over. Thanks to all who helped out and hopefully it did the trick!

 

[Spl4200]

Gl bro fingers crossed.

 

[tat2bass 10+ year member]

When will you find out? It is just whoever had the most votes right?

If you won, can I get your Icon? I can come pick it up!

 

[tat2bass 10+ year member]

An Icon would be perfect with my new Focus ST in a false floor build

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

When will you find out? It is just whoever had the most votes right?
If you won, can I get your Icon? I can come pick it up!

An Icon would be perfect with my new Focus ST in a false floor build

If I win, the ICON is already spoken for, I'm afraid. Also, I'm not down in Cali any more. Had to PCS up to Washington state in January.

 

[tat2bass 10+ year member]

If I win, the ICON is already spoken for, I'm afraid. Also, I'm not down in Cali any more. Had to PCS up to Washington state in January.

You at JBLM? What branch? I'm in the Army and wife's in the Air Force