Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[cotjones 10+ year member]

This is clear evidence that raising wild animals is evil. Look at the searing hate in this monkey's eyes as he attempts to take this immoral woman's face off. It's obvious that even though his birth mother may have been killed or abandoned him, he would've had a much better life if he'd been eaten by an eagle. The ride may have been bumpy for a little while but who doesn't wanna try skydiving?

Furthermore all you evil people should release your dogs and cats back into the wild where they belong. They are perfectly capable of fending for themselves and are scared of humans.

PS: This picture is also child ***********, they are both ***** and that monkey is underage.

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[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

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[wenn_du_weinst 10+ year member]

 

[cotjones 10+ year member]

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[goingdef 10+ year member]

me and my wife just picked up a new weird pet 3'8" b&w tegu lizard weighs about 14lb but as sweet as a puppy and litter trained at only a year and a half old.

 

[cotjones 10+ year member]

 

[FlexnInLa 10+ year member]

Yes, I have always wanted a monkey. My mother would never buy me one though. My great grandfather had an ape of some sort named Son Of A *****, and he was f'ng awesome. My mother also bought my aunts and uncle a spider monkey, and he was a nasty little bastard, but cool as ****. He would whack off on your head. She would NOT let me get a monkey however. As an adult I looked into getting a monkey or ape of some sort... there are so many laws regarding them now that the cost is incredibly prohibative.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

me and my wife just picked up a new weird pet 3'8" b&w tegu lizard weighs about 14lb but as sweet as a puppy and litter trained at only a year and a half old.

this is my weird pet but it ain't no spidey monkey....

 

[cotjones 10+ year member]

Yes, I have always wanted a monkey. My mother would never buy me one though. My great grandfather had an ape of some sort named Son Of A *****, and he was f'ng awesome. My mother also bought my aunts and uncle a spider monkey, and he was a nasty little bastard, but cool as ****. He would whack off on your head. She would NOT let me get a monkey however. As an adult I looked into getting a monkey or ape of some sort... there are so many laws regarding them now that the cost is incredibly prohibative.

So you're saying that if I whacked off on your head, you'd think I was awesome?

 

[cotjones 10+ year member]

this is my weird pet but it ain't no spidey monkey....

my turtle named crush... (true story)

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

my turtle named crush... (true story)

nice

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

I used to have tons of box turtles as a kid in Texas.

 

[cotjones 10+ year member]

Crush is a yellow-bellied slider

 

[FlexnInLa 10+ year member]

So you're saying that if I whacked off on your head, you'd think I was awesome?

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Depending on the volume of your *********, I'd think you were ******* awesome!

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Crush is a yellow-bellied slider

i have a few more but im giving two away next week...i'll be down to 4 then....