Have you ever shat yourself?

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

I shat myself while in my micro-economics class, I had to go real bad for some reason but the bathrooms at the college are filthy so I decided to wait till I get home only 35 min left, my stomach started to bubble up and growl, So I decided to let out a little fart to relieve some pressure, and mind you I was getting over a stomach flu.
Before I can stop it, I felt hot watery substance all over my *** and thigh. I threw all my stuff into my backpack and limpingly ran out the class with the shit running down my leg, cleaned up in the bathroom and did a little "man-pon" thing and got the hell home to clean my self of my shame and humiliation:crap:.

I've done that too..It kinda sucks cause if you take a long time or don't come back, everyone in class knows you shit yourself.

 

[AVSTANG02]

I remember the high schools and grade schools I went to they locked all of the bathrooms at all times....

I wonder how many kids went running for the john to find the door locked.

 

[Shukyou 10+ year member]

you have not experienced life until you have shit yourself.

Dude, I was hooping and went to dunk on this dude and he leaned forward catching my gut on his shoulder. It felt like I gave birth in .35 seconds. If it wasn't for spandex... I can only imagine!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[hurricanes0688 10+ year member]

About a year ago my friend was dating this girl now his fiance for only 3 months she finds out shes pregnant and tells him. Well lets just say that was the best/worst/crazy night of his life. Being 20 and in college and finding out your having a kid was devastating to him, so that night he proceded to drink a case of miller highlife, chugged 12 oz bottle of robotussin and smoked weed

we were sledding that day and he ended up getting sick too, so he was at home puking his brains out with his head in the toilet, and thought h e had to fart and so he did as he was puking and just shit his pants. About 4 hrs after that he was in his bed feeling a little better thought he had to fart again and did it caustiously and shit himself once again...pretty funny story if u ask me now his kid is about 5 months old...and he doesnt regret it now but then it was a different story i couldnt even imagine how trashed he was that not let alone tripping off robotussin.

Once before he was at work and sick too went to the bathroom to puke in the stall, he threw up then sat down to take a shit...realized he had to puke again jumped off the toilet and in one motion puked on side of the stall and shit all over other side missing the toilet both ways completely and then preceded to go back to work and let someone clean it up lol..

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

He held the gun backwards and shot a hole in his 50" tv instead.

I came close when I read this post from the "SethPhillips is a ***" thread.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

if there is one thing this thread has done, it is the fact that it has brought to light the fact that shitting yourself is a lot more common than one would imagine.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

huh, thats funny. i forgot to mention my story

i was of course sicker than shit. and i said i didnt want to go out (ex gf) and yet she wouldnt let me say no. so we decide to go walk on the beach. well im feeling like shit the entire time and every 5 mins or so i get a rumble in my stomach and of course i know im gonna have to take a shit. but then it goes away and im fine. well i should of trusted my instincts and just stopped by at burger king or another fast food restaurant but i didnt. so all of a sudden i just get this huge rumble and im trying to clench my *** for dear life. i pull over as fast as i can (i was 16 and i just pretty much started driving) and run out to the bathroom and there is a bunch of guys there just hanging out, and i look at the ****ing bathrooms has the metal gate closed so i cant go in.

needless to say about 15 seconds later, im pretty much panicing and then i say **** it, im gonna drop my pants, put my back against the wall, squat and dump right here. **** wiping. well, im struggling to get my pants off, while trying to clench my *** cheeks because if i spread my legs a big to unclench my pants im gonna shit...but then, i feel it coming out and im like "god! why the **** would you do this to me!" (maybe thats why im atheist now...). well i got shit all up in my boxers. i strip them off, dump them in the trash and run back to the car and say "we're going home". she later asked me if i shit myself. i admitted it. most embarrassed i have ever been i would say //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[hurricanes0688 10+ year member]

I cant believe that this many people have shit them selves def alot more then i expected