Have you ever shat yourself?

[boltpride 10+ year member]

No I went up to see her really sick, got there realized I was way too sick and just went home after like 5 minutes. Went home not even noticing it was rush hour getting out of town so while sitting in the car I thought I was just going to have another normal sneeze and my *** exploded like a oversized hot lava cake with no way for me to get out of traffic for a while.
Some real life fear factor shit.

Coincidentally I am about that sick right now, however I don't think my wife would be too impressed if I sharted myself.

I have also pissed the bed twice in the past 9 years most recent being 7-8 years ago both times very drunk. I don't drink that much anymore.

HAha lava cake. I sadly know the feeling. lol.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Ive gotten a little poo on my finger when wiping and I have sharted on myself...what would my vote be since you have limited options?

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

shit happens

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

It was a long time ago and I was sick with a stomach virus. While I was puking, I apparently lost control of my bowels from all the dry heaving and violently upset stomach.

 

[DoucheJuice]

Ive gotten a little poo on my finger when wiping and I have sharted on myself...what would my vote be since you have limited options?

where was it done? doesnt really matter. we pretty much get the picture from the story lol

 

[tsenfw 10+ year member]

hahahahaha I'm laughing uncontrollably in my cubicle lmao

Few weeks ago I was at the bar with friends and hit the urinal. After a violent fart, I was sure I sharted. A quick check in the stall showed I did not. That was a REALLY close call. I had that look on my face for like 20 secs.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

LOL....Same scenario and yes I have seen that face before!

oh man it was too funny.. infact i had a good laugh when i saw this thread and rememberd that time i witnessed someone shat all on themselves... hahaha:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

you have not experienced life until you have shit yourself.

or a witness to someone doing so..

 

[grizzjwill 10+ year member]

I seen a fight where a boy choked another until he shat on himself

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Yes, a few times. Last year I was really sick and thought it was a fart and sharted, it happened twice while I was sick, lol. Over the summer I was at a friends and thought I had to fart, same thing but not much came out, I still drove home and cleaned up, lol. It has happened like twice this school year too, my stomach has been giving me a lot of problems and it happened the same way.

 

[Imperial GOD 10+ year member]

In the Bucket List Jack Nickelson says "there are three things you need to know when you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard on, and never trust a fart"

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

i had the runs once and i was walking home from school, i was about 4 blocks from home when the feeling hit,so i started running and out it came. It was all over both legs , socks, shoes...the works. Worst part is 2 of my friends were trying to catch me while i was running.....and they caught me since i was handicapped. Talked about that one for .....well they still talk about it.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i had the runs once and i was walking home from school, i was about 4 blocks from home when the feeling hit,so i started running and out it came. It was all over both legs , socks, shoes...the works. Worst part is 2 of my friends were trying to catch me while i was running.....and they caught me since i was handicapped. Talked about that one for .....well they still talk about it.

oh shit haha. good story.

imperial god: good quote too lol

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Yup..One time when I was about 6 I had diarreha at a party. My brother wouldn't let me in the port-a-john at the park and I proceeded to crap all in my pants.

The past year or two, I have had a little turd come out while working out squatting or deadlifting.

Numerous other times I have had to stop after a set and go try and squeeze a shit out.

 

[Falder 10+ year member]

I was visiting my father in Peru, and we took a trip to a really nice water fall one week. The day we left I got really sick and was sick the whole trip. I think it was a Typhoid fever for a second time. On the last night we were at the hotel I never made it to the bathroom. My sheets were white and brown. I said **** it and went back to sleep. We left that hotel not telling anyone that there was a massive amount of shit on that bed. I feel pretty bad for the person that cleaned it.

Coincidentally, a week before that we had taken a trip into the Amazon jungle and I didn't have a bowel movement for that whole week. I ate very very little just so I wouldn't have to use their "bathroom". It was a hole in the ground and it was horribly disgusting because this was during the wet season so all the mud just mad everything worse. Stepping in shit and you don't know whether it really is shit or mud:crap:

Peru was always fun thou.

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

no ive seen a kid in highschool get his *** beat and then he shit himself. then he dropped out.