Have you ever shat yourself?

[AVSTANG02]

my *** exploded like a oversized hot lava cake with no way for me to get out of traffic for a while.

how did you get it clean after?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I voted no, but saying yes here. Or vice a versa. Bahhhhhhh!

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

how did you get it clean after?

he ended up replacing the seat in his moms car lol

 

[Crodski 10+ year member]

My buddy ended up doing this last week. It was so freaking hilarious. We were in my buddies suburban and were chillin getting our pre fade on when we noticed he was gone for a long time. When we asked him why is was gone for so long, he said "dude almost fought some bum asking him for a cigarette. Fool Wanted to throw down so we scrapped." Since there was girls in the car he made up this bullshit story and whispered to me "naw man i sharted my pants and had to throw my boxers away" i laughed so hard when he told me that. it was also great cause the girls kept asking him about the bum fight and he played it off so good.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

My buddy ended up doing this last week. It was so freaking hilarious. We were in my buddies suburban and were chillin getting our pre fade on when we noticed he was gone for a long time. When we asked him why is was gone for so long, he said "dude almost fought some bum asking him for a cigarette. Fool Wanted to throw down so we scrapped." Since there was girls in the car he made up this bullshit story an d whispered to me "naw man i sharted my pants and had to throw my boxers away" i laughed so hard when he told me that. it was also great cause the girls kept asking him about the bum fight and he played it off so good.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif dude if this is true your friend kicks *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif well played

 

[Crodski 10+ year member]

lol why wouldnt it be true for? No need to try and impress people on a forum.... Just telling what happened recently

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

well then your friend kicks ***

I dam near laughed out of my chair

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

i shat myself when i was 13? .. it was during the summer .. and i drank a slurpee .. then after that i felt my stomach starting to act up .. so i ran home saying to my friends i needed to go home real quick .. during the sprint .. i stopped and couldnt hold it because of the pain .. and just let it out .. my tucked in jeans help prevent the shat from going all over the sidewalk .. when i got home i showered and washed my jeans and what not while showering .. prolly the most embarrassing moment in my life ... besides that time i bent over and farted in a girls face ...

 

[StupidDumbSlap 10+ year member]

I shat myself while in my micro-economics class, I had to go real bad for some reason but the bathrooms at the college are filthy so I decided to wait till I get home only 35 min left, my stomach started to bubble up and growl, So I decided to let out a little fart to relieve some pressure, and mind you I was getting over a stomach flu.

Before I can stop it, I felt hot watery substance all over my *** and thigh. I threw all my stuff into my backpack and limpingly ran out the class with the shit running down my leg, cleaned up in the bathroom and did a little "man-pon" thing and got the hell home to clean my self of my shame and humiliation:crap:.

 

[mapolley07 10+ year member]

only times i ever remember shitting my pants I was sick, and i was throwing up and next thing you know i have a load in my drawers

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

how did you get it clean after?

Got a new seat, tried getting the smell out many times with a still very rough lingering smell of fecal matter no matter what I tried. Tossed the pants, undies and socks.

he ended up replacing the seat in his moms car lol

Yup, I actually remember finding the seat at a junk yeard ofr $35 bucks same color and everything.

 

[ultimate157 5,000+ posts]

Only time I've ever dumped my pants when I was in like 3rd grade I shit my bed. Thank god I haven't experienced what some have... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Edit: I actually came pretty close to shitting myself at work yesterday. I part time as a cubical installer, and we were moving product into a new building. A coworker and I were in the elevator, he was running the elevator at the time. I was gonna wreck the elevator but there was no fart, just a load of shit waiting. Needless to say I b-lined for the bathroom //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[JbIrD 10+ year member]

It had to be around 5th or 6th grade or something and a group of friends and i went out to the movies. In the middle of the movie one of my buddies leaned over and asked "do farts have lumps in them". I told him their not supposed to and he got up and walked out of the movie theater.

 

[AVSTANG02]

he ended up replacing the seat in his moms car lol

Got a new seat, tried getting the smell out many times with a still very rough lingering smell of fecal matter no matter what I tried. Tossed the pants, undies and socks.
Yup, I actually remember finding the seat at a junk yeard ofr $35 bucks same color and everything.

Yikez!

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

Sharted myself several times..usually while standing at the urinal, trying to squeeze out the last little bit of pee. Or while trying to fart.