Have you ever shat yourself?

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

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[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

my homeboy did once tho it was funny as hell he had to run home and change his drawers.. he thought it was a afart.. his face was priceless...

 

[WrenchGuy 10+ year member]

my homeboy did once tho it was funny as hell he had to run home and change his drawers.. he thought it was a afart.. his face was priceless...

LOL....Same scenario and yes I have seen that face before!

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

LOL....Same scenario and yes I have seen that face before!

same scenario here as well...only it was me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Yes I believe this was one of my first posts

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2468917&postcount=2

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

When I was 16 I sharted myself while I had a bad *** flu and trying to go see some chick in town, I was driving my moms Corsica and sharted myself in the middle of the expressway in rush hour traffic. I proceeded to sit in my own warm, diareah fectal matter for the next 1hr 15minutes until I got home.
I tried scrubbing the shit out of the seat to get the smell out but it never really came out, ended up having to buy my mom a new seat from the junkyard.

P.S. I think this is a repost.

wait, so she was in the car or did you just ditch the *****?

im really hoping you sharted prior to picking her up, because if the first impression someone gets of you is "this ****er cant keep his shit in his ***"...well, thats not good.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Ghey thread.

nG

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

I had food poisoning //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Ghey thread.
nG

you have not experienced life until you have shit yourself.

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

i had a big o story. Then my comp messed up. My answer. Yes. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

My excuse. The suns game was almost ending and it was tied up so i couldnt leave the tv. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i had a big o story. Then my comp messed up. My answer. Yes. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

dude, you cant say you had a big *** story and then not come through with a weak excuse! we need the story, now.

 

[GoochJuice]

what a weak *** thread

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

No I went up to see her really sick, got there realized I was way too sick and just went home after like 5 minutes. Went home not even noticing it was rush hour getting out of town so while sitting in the car I thought I was just going to have another normal sneeze and my *** exploded like a oversized hot lava cake with no way for me to get out of traffic for a while.

Some real life fear factor shit.

Coincidentally I am about that sick right now, however I don't think my wife would be too impressed if I sharted myself.

I have also pissed the bed twice in the past 9 years most recent being 7-8 years ago both times very drunk. I don't drink that much anymore.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

No I went up to see her really sick, got there realized I was way too sick and just went home after like 5 minutes. Went home not even noticing it was rush hour getting out of town so while sitting in the car I thought I was just going to have another normal sneeze and my *** exploded like a oversized hot lava cake with no way for me to get out of traffic for a while.
Some real life fear factor shit.

Coincidentally I am about that sick right now, however I don't think my wife would be too impressed if I sharted myself.

I have also pissed the bed twice in the past 9 years most recent being 7-8 years ago both times very drunk. I don't drink that much anymore.

hey, it could of been much worse lol.

i've shit myself in front of the gf. maybe its cause im missing my sphincter...