Has a chick ever tossed your salad ?

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

 

[quackhead 10+ year member]

Having the salad tossed as I type....








































what she dont know is I'm about to fart........

make sure you give her a big ole sloppy wet kiss afterwards

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

make sure you give her a big ole sloppy wet kiss afterwards

I always do.....

I mean it is my own sheyat after all...

 

[garretttt4 10+ year member]

why not eat then pump?

That's a thought I guess......

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

Sure, chicks dig it and it makes them do freaky **** afterwards. Only after shower though, hot musty *** is a no go.

 

[quackhead 10+ year member]

Hidden Valley Ranch?

nah, the girls on the ranches around here ain't like that..I did date an Italian chick that was freaky like that once upon a time..

 

[perferd 10+ year member]

^Food can get too messy...Toys are easier to deal with

 

[quackhead 10+ year member]

^Food can get too messy...Toys are easier to deal with

lol...you say that, but slip a Hershey candy bar in the pink and don't stop eating until it is all melted away...just steer clear of the ones with nuts..lol.

 

[perferd 10+ year member]

^Not really a chocolate lover....I even lived in Africa for many years and in several diff countries....However I do love a good milky way or mars bar...