Guys with big dicks thread... v.noasians

[BZA 10+ year member]

haha...i sometimes leak baby gravy also...only sometimes.

 

[snouk dogg 10+ year member]

Bigger is better, I've seen a 21 inch...

Ohh... you're not talking about subs... sorry... wrong post //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

 

[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

Bigger is better, I've seen a 21 inch...

















Ohh... you're not talking about subs... sorry... wrong post //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

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[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

I've had several people tell me my dick is huge, including a nog.
Many years ago I went to a strip joint with a nog friend and one of the chicks was a girl I went to school with. I get a dance from her and she's all over me so, in the middle of the dance, I whip it out and she's like

"Put it away before we get kicked out" and then continues all over me.

Later my friend tells me I have a huge dick. ..... Don't know why he's looking at my dick.

Woman at work said something about being hungry so I told her I could get her a Whopper (BK is across the street) and she says "That I know"

Me:

Another co-worker I made some comment about tattooing her number on my dick to which she replied "Your dick is big enough to tattoo 'Hi, Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day'"

I'm ALWAYS making comments to this one at work and her usual response is "Your SUV won't fit in my garage"

Some time last year there was a guy that died from getting ****ed in the *** by a horse, I come in to work and there's a chick picking through various sized cylindrical objects, picks one out, and says "This one is my BF". I look through and pick another out and told her it was me and she says "No it's not, that's a horse ****" .......

One day I'm putting stuff away for the SUV chick (she's not there yet but it's heavy stuff that she can't lift) and the horse **** chick says "She's going to love you, you two should hook up"

Me: she already does and we can't

Her: Why not?

Me: Because, according to her, my SUV won't fit in her garage .... Remember that guy and the horse and you were looking through those

Her: Yeah

Me: I was being honest

Her: Oh my god

Had a woman ask if I'd ever had it all the way in

Heading to a restaurant with a chick (knowing I'm getting some I'm hard) I tell her look what you're doing to me and she says "OMG, can you hide that?"

Another *****, when I first whipped it out for her, says "

White ones aren't supposed to be that big"

Another chick at work, who described my dick to another one as an anaconda, was leaving and I commented that she should take me home "nuh-uh"

Me: But 'SUV chick' says you like big ones

Her: Not THAT big

One of the guys (don't know why he was looking) sent me to talk to his mother and her friend. I found out later that he had told his moms friend to check my package.

I was busy checking his moms huge tits.

nG

cool how you stole that from off topic, without at least giving credit

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Not really no...




Just seems like a bunch of stupid jokes about him and Russia... Meh... I'll probably get around to seeing it when it comes out on the free movie channels...

I agree. I haven't and have no desire to see it.

 

[RipDaJacka]

yeah well I just fired off a load of Knuckle Children... night guys

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

well that sucks.

i just happened to miss the thread of the week

i always have the penis jokes on hand too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

a kid sitting next to me in class told me he had a small penis yesterday.

I'm not sure why but it made me a little uncomfortable.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

a kid sitting next to me in class told me he had a small penis yesterday.
I'm not sure why but it made me a little uncomfortable.

was it, like a duece bigalow moment?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

was it, like a duece bigalow moment?

Spaghetti Dick.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i dont know what that means.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

a kid sitting next to me in class told me he had a small penis yesterday.
I'm not sure why but it made me a little uncomfortable.

That is odd....

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i think he meant it as a joke, but it was awkward.

The prof was talking about literary criticism and he said 'girls always criticize my dick for being too small'

i just tried to pretend he hadn't said it.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

Spaghetti Dick.

I swear, it looks like a swizzle stick

lol

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

I'm not gonna bother to read this thread, but the title made me laugh because in highschool I had a TV production class and my friends and I made a fake talk show called "The Guys With Big Dicks Show".