Guess who got married!

[dB-SPL 10+ year member]

Wow.. And to think I'm spending all this money on stupid sh*t like tuxedos.. Could've been wearin' a wife beater all along..

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

if i was trying to act like tappin i'd have a nut flexin reference in there somewhere.
and we all know tappin pulls multiple ho's while in vegas, not just one coke *****.

QFT

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

married after knowing a girl 3 months?

I predict youll be divorced in close to the same amount of time

fool

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

married after knowing a girl 3 months?
I predict youll be divorced in close to the same amount of time

fool

x2...****in' MORON! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

You two above obviously don't get it.

 

[tipnitty 10+ year member]

this is why the divorce rate is so high..........married in 3 months.........pft i give it 6 months tops

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

Me and the girlfriend of 3 months took a lil trip to vegas for 4th of july weekend. I figured if i'm gonna get married it might as well be on a day i can remember. nothing says i love you like blowing shit up.
anyways, basically what happened was about three months ago i used my sweet coke dealer status to get this girl into me. from the very first moment she saw me wearing my wife beater and gold chain at the bar i could tell she wanted to jump my bones. so i slipped some coke in her drink to get her loose and make her think she was falling in love, and basically after that i just got her addicted and she's been mine ever since.

we spent the night doin coke and gambling. we were pretty hung over this morning and she already was talking about getting our marriage annulled but i just told her i'd break her legs if she even tried. i felt kinda bad when she started crying so i popped her in the mouth and gave her a line.

well, the plan is to stay here till i spend all her money. she's trying to get her brother to send over some more, i love free rides!

hahhahahaha lmfao

 

[tipnitty 10+ year member]

I give you a smack on the back of the head.

lol for got to add the (sarcasm) to it lol

the smack on the back of the head after speaking of it being annuled made me lulz

 

[BloodyGuts335i 10+ year member]

I am still waiting on the .. hahaha got ya.. it was all a joke" post. because this seems a lil to unreal to me.

 

[BloodyGuts335i 10+ year member]

That must be because you have not read the thread right ****ing below it that it is making fun of.

your right. I didnt read the whole thing. my bad.. lol

 

[SplAffair 10+ year member]

haha this thread is epic

 

[ChuteBoxe515 10+ year member]

I see what you did there.