Guess who got married!

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Me and the girlfriend of 3 months took a lil trip to vegas for 4th of july weekend. I figured if i'm gonna get married it might as well be on a day i can remember. nothing says i love you like blowing shit up.
anyways, basically what happened was about three months ago i used my sweet coke dealer status to get this girl into me. from the very first moment she saw me wearing my wife beater and gold chain at the bar i could tell she wanted to jump my bones. so i slipped some coke in her drink to get her loose and make her think she was falling in love, and basically after that i just got her addicted and she's been mine ever since.

we spent the night doin coke and gambling. we were pretty hung over this morning and she already was talking about getting our marriage annulled but i just told her i'd break her legs if she even tried. i felt kinda bad when she started crying so i popped her in the mouth and gave her a line.

well, the plan is to stay here till i spend all her money. she's trying to get her brother to send over some more, i love free rides!
I think her brother is looking for you.

 
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